Latex Salesman 2

03-11-2009

JERRY: Vandaley Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. May we help you? ... Oh Hi Keith. Na, I was just jokin' around
JERRY: No. No. I don't mind at all.
ELAINE: [whispers] No, no, no, I can cancel.
JERRY: Sure, we can do something next week.
ELAINE: [whispers I can cancel.
JERRY: No, its no problem at all.
ELAINE: [whispers] I,...
JERRY: Okay, take it easy. [hangs up] That was Keith. we're going to do something next week.
[Kramer enters]
KRAMER: Hey
JERRY: Hey what are you doing Friday night?
JERRY: Friday night? Nothin', ... now.
KRAMER: Okay, wanna come with me and see the baby?
JERRY: Fasten your seat belts. we're goin' to see the baby.
KRAMER: Come on, if you don't see the baby now you're never gonna see it
JERRY: All right, I'll go
KRAMER: All right
[Jerry exits with garbage]
[Kramer sits beside Elaine - awkward moment]
[phone rings]
KRAMER: Yallo. What delay industries?
ELAINE: no no , ..
GEORGE: [from bathroom] VANDALEY, SAY VANDALEY!
KRAMER: Na, you're way way way off.. Well, yeah that's the right number but this is an apartment
GEORGE: [from bathroom] VANDALEY, SAY VANDEL... [George falls] ... vandaley Industries, ...
KRAMER: no problem, ... no problem. [Hangs up] ... How did YOU know who that was?
[Jerry enters - sees George on the floor]
JERRY: And you want to be my latex salesman.

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