Better Call Her

09-07-2008

George: Those birthdays. I told you. They're relationship killers. If a relationship is having any problems whatsoever, a birthday will always bring it out.

Jerry: I never should have made up those rules.

George: What is it about sex that just disrupts everything? Is it the touching? Is it the nudity?

Jerry: It can't be the nudity. I never got into these terrible fights and misunderstandings when I was changing before gym class.

George: You know what this means? I can't see her anymore either.

Jerry: Why?

George: It's break up by association. Besides, she's mad at me anyway because of my birthday present.

Jerry: What did you end up giving her?

George: 91 dollars.

Jerry: Sorry about that.

George: So what're you gonna do?

Jerry: Well, if I call her, there's no joking around anymore. This is pretty much it.

George: So, maybe this should be it.

Jerry: Could be it.

George: She seems like an it.

Jerry: She's at it as you get. Imagine bumping into her on the street in five years with a husband. And she tells me he's a sculptor, they live in Vermont...

George: We'd have to kill him.

Jerry: We'd get caught, I'd get the chair.

George: I'd go to prison as your accomplice. I'd have to wear that really heavy denim. Go to the cafeteria line with the guy who slops those mashed potatoes onto your plate. Go to the bathroom in front of hundreds of people.

Jerry: Plus, you know what else.

George: You better call her.

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