Trunks

03-11-2008

"I have never seen an old person in a new bathing suit... in my life. I don't know where they get their bathing suits. But my father has bathing suits from another centuries. My parents live in Florida and if you forget your bathing suit then they want you to wear one of theirs. You know how that gets? "You need truncks, son? I got trunks for you. You can wear my trunks". Fathers Don't wear bathing suits, they wear trunks. It's kind the same thing a tree would wear if it went swimming. So I get in the water in thins thing and it's like floating around me... somewhere. You ever put on a bathing suit that you don't even know exactly where you are inside the bathing suit? you bump into somebody, "No, I'm parasailing. I'm waiting for the boat to comeback"."

Seinfeld