03-02-2009
"A woman left a message on my phone machine the other day with kind of a breathy voice. No matter what a woman says, if it's in that breathy voice, you know... "You have cancer" "Really? Sounds pretty good"
The stewardess could lean over and whisper in my ears: "Would you put on your seat belt. We're about to go into a mountain" I'd go, "Really, so what are you doing later by the ruptured remains of the fuselage? How about some peanuts over by the black box? I'll meet you there."
Seinfeld
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