Dating World

30-05-2007

"The dating world is not a fun world. It's a pressure world. It's a world of tension. It's a world of pain.

If a woman comes over to my house, I gotta get that bathroom ready becayse she needs things. Women need things. I don't know what they need. I know that I don't have it, I know that.
You know what they need? Women need cotton balls. This one... Always been one of the most amazing things to me. I have no cotton balls. We're all human beings, what is the story? I've never had one... I never bought one., I never needed one. I've never been in a situation where I thought to myself: "I could use a cotton ball right now.I could certainly get out of this mess"

Women need them. And they don't need one or two. They need thousands of them. They need bags. They're like peat moss bags. Have you ever seen these giant bags? They're huge and two days later, they're out. They're gone. The bag is empty Where are the cotton balls ladies? What are you doing with them? The only time I ever seen them is in the bottom of wastebaskets. There's two or three look like they've been though some horrible experience. Tortured, interrogated, I don't know what happened to them.

I once went out with a girl, she left a little bag of cotton balls at my house. I didn't know what to do. I put them on the floor like tumbleweeds. I thought that maybe the cockroaches would see it... figure, "this is a dead town. Let's move on"

The dating world is a world of pressure. Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and job interview is that not many job interviews is there a chance that you'll end up naked at the end of it.

You know, "Bill, the boss thinks you're the man for the position.Why don't you strip down and meet the people you'll be working with."


Seinfeld