Why Don't We Do It In The Tub?

12-07-2007

ELAINE: [Jerry opens the door] OK, so, now, is there anything
else I need to know 'bout this place?

JERRY: uh, yeah, the uuhh, hot water takes a little while to
come on. So, the best thing to do is to turn it on, do all
your shopping, you...come back and take a shower.

ELAINE: OK, this is quite a place.

JERRY: There's more, the refrigerator. [Opens it] Deduct a
minimum of two days of all expiration dates. [uses the
umbrella to point to certain compartments in the refrigerator]
No meat, no leftovers, no butter. [closes the refrigerator]
And I cannot overstate this: no soft cheeses of any kind. Is
that clear?

ELAINE: I'll eat out.

JERRY: One more thing, Bennes, regarding sexual activity:
strictly prohibited, but if you absolutely must, do us all a
big favour: do it in the tub.

Seinfeld