Sunday, November 16, 2008

Hizbollah

17-08-2007

"JOEL: ..so my shrink wants me to bring my mother in for a session. This guy is a brilliant man. Lenny Bruce used to go to him.. and I think, uh, Geraldo.
JERRY: You know, I read the Lenny Bruce biography, I thought it was really - interesting.. he would-
JOEL: (interrupting) Hey, hey, hey, hey we're starving here! We've been waiting here for ten minutes already!
JERRY: (testing Joel) So, I'm thinking about going to Iran this summer.
JOEL: I have to eat! I mean, I'm hypoglycemic.
JERRY: Anyway, the Hizbollah has invited me to perform. You know, it's their annual terrorist luncheon. I'm gonna do it in Farsi.
JOEL: Do you think I need a haircut?"

Seinfeld

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