Sunday, July 26, 2009

Easy

5-08-2008

Jerry - These are the receipts from' 85 and I'm gonna do '86.
Kramer - I'm sorry. I thought it was a legitimate charity. I didn't knoe you'd get audited.
Jerry - I don't blame you. I blame myself.
Kramer - No, blame me.
Jerry - Ok, I blame you.
Kramer - No, no. Don't blame me.
Jerry - What was I supposed to do? You knew I was on my first date with Elaine. You came barging in here, asking me to contribute money to a volcano relief fund for Krakatoa.
Kramer - It was supposed to erupt!
Jerry - I find the whole thing very embarrassing.
Kramer - Well, you know what my feelings are about this. I don't even pay taxes.
Jerry - Yeah. That's easy when you have no income.

Seinfeld

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