24-05-2008
I get confused - organize your self!
I get confused - realize your dreams!
I get amused - try to understand me!
The meaning of life
Is what I`m looking for
Birth of an idea
I just want more
I get confused - organize your self!
I get confused - realize your dreams!
I get amused - try to understand me!
Don`t know reality itself
Simply reality how it is
The power of knowing
Will be reduced to all objects of experience
The power of knowing
Will be reduced...
Morbid Death
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
I Won!
23-05-2008
JERRY: I have to tell you that I did some very exciting news recently, and I don't know if I should really tell you exactly what it is because it's really not a definite thing yet. Well, I will tell you what I know so far. According to the information that I have in the envelope that I've received, it seems that I may have already won some very valuable prizes. Well, thank you, thank you very much, well thank you. It's very nice to hear that. But, in all honesty, I have to say, I didn't even know I was in this thing. But, according to the readout, it looks like I am among the top people that they are considering. You know, that's what annoys me about the sweepstakes companies, they always tease you with that, "You may have already won." I'd like once for a sweepstakes company to have some guts, come out with the truth, just tell people the truth one time. Send out envelopes, "You have definitely lost!" You turn it over, giant printing, "Not even close!" You open it up, there's this whole letter of explanation, "Even we cannot believe how badly you've done in this contest."
Seinfeld
JERRY: I have to tell you that I did some very exciting news recently, and I don't know if I should really tell you exactly what it is because it's really not a definite thing yet. Well, I will tell you what I know so far. According to the information that I have in the envelope that I've received, it seems that I may have already won some very valuable prizes. Well, thank you, thank you very much, well thank you. It's very nice to hear that. But, in all honesty, I have to say, I didn't even know I was in this thing. But, according to the readout, it looks like I am among the top people that they are considering. You know, that's what annoys me about the sweepstakes companies, they always tease you with that, "You may have already won." I'd like once for a sweepstakes company to have some guts, come out with the truth, just tell people the truth one time. Send out envelopes, "You have definitely lost!" You turn it over, giant printing, "Not even close!" You open it up, there's this whole letter of explanation, "Even we cannot believe how badly you've done in this contest."
Seinfeld
Important Risk
22-05-2008
"Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves."
Walter Anderson
"Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves."
Walter Anderson
Eden
21-05-2008
Did you ever think of me
As your best friend
Did I ever think of you
I'm not complaining
I never tried to feel
I never tried to feel this vibration
I never tried to reach
I never tried to reach your eden
Did I ever think of you
As my enemy
Did you ever think of me
I'm complaining
I never tried to feel
I never tried to feel this vibration
I never tried to reach
I never tried to reach your eden
Hooverphonic
Did you ever think of me
As your best friend
Did I ever think of you
I'm not complaining
I never tried to feel
I never tried to feel this vibration
I never tried to reach
I never tried to reach your eden
Did I ever think of you
As my enemy
Did you ever think of me
I'm complaining
I never tried to feel
I never tried to feel this vibration
I never tried to reach
I never tried to reach your eden
Hooverphonic
Every Day Date
20-05-2008
Jerry: What a mistake that party was. I never should've gone.
George: Yeah, me either.
Jerry: Oh, come on.
George: What "come on"? Have you ever dated a woman that worked in your office?
Jerry: I never had a job.
George: Know that anxiety you feel on a date? That's what I have every day now. My worst nightmares come true. Every day is a date.
Jerry: That's one of the Dante's nine stages of hell, isn't it?
George: Ava was one of the reasons I used like to work. She was a friend. Now we sleep together and suddenly I don't know how to talk to her. Every time I go to the bathroom I pass her desk. I have to plan little patter. I speend half my day writing.Then afterwards I sit in my office and analyse how it went. If it was a good conversation, I don't go to the bathroom the rest of the day. I see her laughing and talking with other people. They're all so loose and relaxed and I think: "That used to be me. I wanna go back there again."
Jerry: What are you gonna do?
George: I have no choice. I'm quitting.
Seinfeld
Jerry: What a mistake that party was. I never should've gone.
George: Yeah, me either.
Jerry: Oh, come on.
George: What "come on"? Have you ever dated a woman that worked in your office?
Jerry: I never had a job.
George: Know that anxiety you feel on a date? That's what I have every day now. My worst nightmares come true. Every day is a date.
Jerry: That's one of the Dante's nine stages of hell, isn't it?
George: Ava was one of the reasons I used like to work. She was a friend. Now we sleep together and suddenly I don't know how to talk to her. Every time I go to the bathroom I pass her desk. I have to plan little patter. I speend half my day writing.Then afterwards I sit in my office and analyse how it went. If it was a good conversation, I don't go to the bathroom the rest of the day. I see her laughing and talking with other people. They're all so loose and relaxed and I think: "That used to be me. I wanna go back there again."
Jerry: What are you gonna do?
George: I have no choice. I'm quitting.
Seinfeld
The Light
19-05-2008
"Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you."
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
"Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you."
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Everything's Ruined
18-05-2008
Things worked out better than we had planned
Capital from boy, woman and man.
We were like ink and paper
Numbers on a calculator
Knew arithmetic so well
Working overtime
Completed what was assigned
We had to multiply ourselves
A bouncing little baby
A shiny copper penny
And he spent himself
Would not listen to us
But when he lost his appetite
He lost his weight in friends
Baby became a fat nickel so fast
Then came puberty
Exponentially
Soon our boy became a million
People loved him so
And helped him to grow
Everyone knew the thing that was best
Of course, he must invest
A penny won't do
But he made us proud
He made us rich
But how were we to know
He's counterfeit
Now everything's ruined
Faith No More
Things worked out better than we had planned
Capital from boy, woman and man.
We were like ink and paper
Numbers on a calculator
Knew arithmetic so well
Working overtime
Completed what was assigned
We had to multiply ourselves
A bouncing little baby
A shiny copper penny
And he spent himself
Would not listen to us
But when he lost his appetite
He lost his weight in friends
Baby became a fat nickel so fast
Then came puberty
Exponentially
Soon our boy became a million
People loved him so
And helped him to grow
Everyone knew the thing that was best
Of course, he must invest
A penny won't do
But he made us proud
He made us rich
But how were we to know
He's counterfeit
Now everything's ruined
Faith No More
Male Code
17-05-2008
"All plans between men are tentative. If one man should suddenly have an opportunity to pursue a woman it's like these two guys never met each other ever in life. This is the male code. And it doesn't matter how important the arrangements are. I mean, most of the time, they screw up a space shttle mission, it's because one of the astronauts met someone on his way to the launch pad. They hold that countdown. He's leaning against the rocket talking to her: "So listen, when I get back, what do you say we get together for some Tang?"
Seinfeld
"All plans between men are tentative. If one man should suddenly have an opportunity to pursue a woman it's like these two guys never met each other ever in life. This is the male code. And it doesn't matter how important the arrangements are. I mean, most of the time, they screw up a space shttle mission, it's because one of the astronauts met someone on his way to the launch pad. They hold that countdown. He's leaning against the rocket talking to her: "So listen, when I get back, what do you say we get together for some Tang?"
Seinfeld
Complicated Problem
16-05-2008
"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated."
Poul Anderson - US science fiction author (1926 - 2001)
"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated."
Poul Anderson - US science fiction author (1926 - 2001)
Did My Time
15-05-2008
Realized I can never win
Sometimes feel like I have failed
Inside where do I begin?
My mind is laughing at me
Tell me, why am I to blame?
Aren't we supposed to be the same?
That's why I will never tame
This thing thats burning in me
I am the one who chose my path
I am the one who couldn't last
I feel the life pulled from me
I feel the anger changing me
Sometimes I can never tell
If I got something after me
That's why I just beg and plead
For this curse to leave me
Tell me, why am I to blame?
Aren't we supposed to be the same?
That's why I will never tame
This thing thats burning in me
I am the one who chose my path
I am the one who couldn't last
I feel the life pulled from me
I feel the anger changing me
Betrayed
I feel so
Enslaved
I really tried
I did my time
I did my time
I did my time
I did my time
I did my TIME
I am the one who chose my path
I am the one who couldn't last
I feel the life pulled from me
I feel the anger changing me
Oh god the anger's changing me
Oh god the anger's changing me
Korn
Realized I can never win
Sometimes feel like I have failed
Inside where do I begin?
My mind is laughing at me
Tell me, why am I to blame?
Aren't we supposed to be the same?
That's why I will never tame
This thing thats burning in me
I am the one who chose my path
I am the one who couldn't last
I feel the life pulled from me
I feel the anger changing me
Sometimes I can never tell
If I got something after me
That's why I just beg and plead
For this curse to leave me
Tell me, why am I to blame?
Aren't we supposed to be the same?
That's why I will never tame
This thing thats burning in me
I am the one who chose my path
I am the one who couldn't last
I feel the life pulled from me
I feel the anger changing me
Betrayed
I feel so
Enslaved
I really tried
I did my time
I did my time
I did my time
I did my time
I did my TIME
I am the one who chose my path
I am the one who couldn't last
I feel the life pulled from me
I feel the anger changing me
Oh god the anger's changing me
Oh god the anger's changing me
Korn
Make Love To Me
14-05-2008
Jerry: Ready?
George: Listen, I... have a tremendous favour to ask.
Jerry: I do favours.
George: I think something's happening here.
Jerry: What?
George: I think she wants me to take her home.
Jerry: Uau...
George: What Should I do?
Jerry: Go. What can you do?
George: What about you and Elaine?
Jerry: We'll get a ride.
George: You're sure?
Jerry: We'll be fine. What did she say?
George: She told me she.... (interrupts when someone passes) she told me she wants me to make love to her.
Jerry: What? She said that?
George: Yeah.
Jerry: Get out of here.
George: I swear.
Jerry: What did you say?
George: I... oh I can't-
Jerry: Come on. What did you say?
George: Please, it's, it's...
Jerry: What?
George: "I... I... I long for you"
Jerry: "I long for you?"
George: I was so shocked I was lucky I said anything.
Jerry: It's oky. That's not bad.
George: I don't like when a woman saus "Make love to me". It's intimidating. The last time a woman saida that to me, I wound up apologizing to her.
Jerry: Really?
George: That's a lot of pressure. "Make love to me". What am I, In the circus?
Seinfeld
Jerry: Ready?
George: Listen, I... have a tremendous favour to ask.
Jerry: I do favours.
George: I think something's happening here.
Jerry: What?
George: I think she wants me to take her home.
Jerry: Uau...
George: What Should I do?
Jerry: Go. What can you do?
George: What about you and Elaine?
Jerry: We'll get a ride.
George: You're sure?
Jerry: We'll be fine. What did she say?
George: She told me she.... (interrupts when someone passes) she told me she wants me to make love to her.
Jerry: What? She said that?
George: Yeah.
Jerry: Get out of here.
George: I swear.
Jerry: What did you say?
George: I... oh I can't-
Jerry: Come on. What did you say?
George: Please, it's, it's...
Jerry: What?
George: "I... I... I long for you"
Jerry: "I long for you?"
George: I was so shocked I was lucky I said anything.
Jerry: It's oky. That's not bad.
George: I don't like when a woman saus "Make love to me". It's intimidating. The last time a woman saida that to me, I wound up apologizing to her.
Jerry: Really?
George: That's a lot of pressure. "Make love to me". What am I, In the circus?
Seinfeld
Final Test
13-05-2008
"The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it forms."
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
"The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it forms."
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Over The Edge
12-05-2008
There's an open door
Callin' to me
I just can't ignore
Wakin' up
I realize
Bars of steel to keep me inside
Justice has done me wrong
Guilty for crime
Will age me so long
Understand that it's more than too late
Where's the lucky dog
Who used me for the bait
I'm falling over the edge
Yeah, I guess he was pretty smart
Left me in the street with my gun in the dark
Murder, well I tried to prevent
Instead up the river is how my time is spent
I think I'm over the edge
I've been doin' time
Tired of doin' time
Over the edge
I can't take more of this cell
So don't be alarmed
When you hear this prisoner yell
Far away
Far away
Never too far away
From the truth
But where's the fairness
What's a harmless man to do
But see it through
Though I'm trapped in this death bringing doom
Words of hope
There ain't no place
For this forgotten face
I take my chances
Now I know I'm over the edge
Over the edge
Get me out
Get me out
Over the edge
I'm tiredI'm tired
I'm tired of doin' time
Over the edge
Armored Saint
There's an open door
Callin' to me
I just can't ignore
Wakin' up
I realize
Bars of steel to keep me inside
Justice has done me wrong
Guilty for crime
Will age me so long
Understand that it's more than too late
Where's the lucky dog
Who used me for the bait
I'm falling over the edge
Yeah, I guess he was pretty smart
Left me in the street with my gun in the dark
Murder, well I tried to prevent
Instead up the river is how my time is spent
I think I'm over the edge
I've been doin' time
Tired of doin' time
Over the edge
I can't take more of this cell
So don't be alarmed
When you hear this prisoner yell
Far away
Far away
Never too far away
From the truth
But where's the fairness
What's a harmless man to do
But see it through
Though I'm trapped in this death bringing doom
Words of hope
There ain't no place
For this forgotten face
I take my chances
Now I know I'm over the edge
Over the edge
Get me out
Get me out
Over the edge
I'm tiredI'm tired
I'm tired of doin' time
Over the edge
Armored Saint
Maybe...
11-05-2008
George: How's it going?
Jerry: Great. How about you?
George: I can't believe what's happening here She hasn't taken her hands off me all night. She was always friendly around the office, but that was it.
Jerry: How do you account for this?
George: I don't know. Maybe a safe fell on her head.
Seinfeld
George: How's it going?
Jerry: Great. How about you?
George: I can't believe what's happening here She hasn't taken her hands off me all night. She was always friendly around the office, but that was it.
Jerry: How do you account for this?
George: I don't know. Maybe a safe fell on her head.
Seinfeld
Higher Ground
10-05-2008
"There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, till all men walk on higher ground in that lifetime."
Maxwell Anderson - US historical dramatist (1888 - 1959)
"There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, till all men walk on higher ground in that lifetime."
Maxwell Anderson - US historical dramatist (1888 - 1959)
Tempo dos Assassinos
09-05-2008
Quero o silêncio do arco íris
Quero a alquímia das estações
Quero as vogais todas abertas
Quero ver partir os barcos
Prenhos de interrogações
Amo o teu riso prateado
Como se a lua fosse tua
Vou pendurar-me nos teus laços
Vou rasgar o teu vestido
Eu quero ver-te nua
Vivemos no tempo dos assassinos
Tempo de todos os hinos
Ouvimos dobrar os sinos
Quem mais jura
É quem mais mente
Vou arquitectar destinos
Sou praticamente demente.......
Eu quero ver-te alucinado
Eu quero ver-te sem sentido
Sem passado e sem memória
Quero-te aqui no presente
Eternamente colorido
Porque abomino o trabalho
Se trabalhasse estava em greve
Se isto não te disser tudo
Arranja-me um momento mudo
O menos possível breve
Vivemos o tempo dos assassinos
Tempo de todos os hinos
Ouvimos dobrar os sinos
Quem mais jura
É quem mais mente
Vou arquitectar destinos
Sou praticamente demente.......
Amo o teu riso prateado
Como se o Sol só fosse teu
Vou pendurar-me no teu laço
Amachucar-te essa camisa
Como se tu fosses eu
Como se tu fosses eu
Como se tu fosses eu
Jorge Palma
Quero o silêncio do arco íris
Quero a alquímia das estações
Quero as vogais todas abertas
Quero ver partir os barcos
Prenhos de interrogações
Amo o teu riso prateado
Como se a lua fosse tua
Vou pendurar-me nos teus laços
Vou rasgar o teu vestido
Eu quero ver-te nua
Vivemos no tempo dos assassinos
Tempo de todos os hinos
Ouvimos dobrar os sinos
Quem mais jura
É quem mais mente
Vou arquitectar destinos
Sou praticamente demente.......
Eu quero ver-te alucinado
Eu quero ver-te sem sentido
Sem passado e sem memória
Quero-te aqui no presente
Eternamente colorido
Porque abomino o trabalho
Se trabalhasse estava em greve
Se isto não te disser tudo
Arranja-me um momento mudo
O menos possível breve
Vivemos o tempo dos assassinos
Tempo de todos os hinos
Ouvimos dobrar os sinos
Quem mais jura
É quem mais mente
Vou arquitectar destinos
Sou praticamente demente.......
Amo o teu riso prateado
Como se o Sol só fosse teu
Vou pendurar-me no teu laço
Amachucar-te essa camisa
Como se tu fosses eu
Como se tu fosses eu
Como se tu fosses eu
Jorge Palma
Lightning
08-05-2008
"So I was in the drugstore trying to get a cold medication. You ever try this? It's not easy. It's a wall, it's an entire wall of medications. So you stand there and you'll go "allright, allright, okay. What the hell am I...? This is quick acting, but this is long-lasting. When do I need to feel good? Now or later?" It's a tough question. Then the commercials on tv will show you whats wrong with the guy. They always show you the problems. They show you the human body... Which is usually this guy: (Turns his head with the mouth wide open and open arms and hands) No face, mouth open. This how the drug companies sees the public. And he's always in like a certain pain, like, red, wavy lines are going through him or he's glowing. Parts of him are on fire sometimes. Lightning is attacking him. I never had any doctor saying to me, "are you having any pain? Are you having any lightning with the pain?""
Seinfeld
"So I was in the drugstore trying to get a cold medication. You ever try this? It's not easy. It's a wall, it's an entire wall of medications. So you stand there and you'll go "allright, allright, okay. What the hell am I...? This is quick acting, but this is long-lasting. When do I need to feel good? Now or later?" It's a tough question. Then the commercials on tv will show you whats wrong with the guy. They always show you the problems. They show you the human body... Which is usually this guy: (Turns his head with the mouth wide open and open arms and hands) No face, mouth open. This how the drug companies sees the public. And he's always in like a certain pain, like, red, wavy lines are going through him or he's glowing. Parts of him are on fire sometimes. Lightning is attacking him. I never had any doctor saying to me, "are you having any pain? Are you having any lightning with the pain?""
Seinfeld
Perfect Little World
07-05-2008
"They say that Heaven is like TV... a perfect little world, that doesn't really need you."
Laurie Anderson, Strange Angels
"They say that Heaven is like TV... a perfect little world, that doesn't really need you."
Laurie Anderson, Strange Angels
I Make The Mistake
06-05-2008
Now close your eyes...
You're present in my sleep you hunt me when I'm awake.
My soul you seem to keep.
My heart will weep again and again and again...
These days? In my head? Make me feel you are the one...
These dreams in my head seem real...
[In my heart]
You're in my heart
You're in my soul
[In my soul]
Want you close
[In my heart]
You're in my heart
You're present in my sleep you hunt me when I'm awake.
My soul you seem to keep my heart will weep again and again and again...
These days? In my head? Make me feel you are the one...
These dreams in my head seem real...
You're in my heart
(In my heart)
You're in my soul
Want you close
(In my soul)
You're in my heart
(In my heart)
You're in my soul
Mortal Love
Now close your eyes...
You're present in my sleep you hunt me when I'm awake.
My soul you seem to keep.
My heart will weep again and again and again...
These days? In my head? Make me feel you are the one...
These dreams in my head seem real...
[In my heart]
You're in my heart
You're in my soul
[In my soul]
Want you close
[In my heart]
You're in my heart
You're present in my sleep you hunt me when I'm awake.
My soul you seem to keep my heart will weep again and again and again...
These days? In my head? Make me feel you are the one...
These dreams in my head seem real...
You're in my heart
(In my heart)
You're in my soul
Want you close
(In my soul)
You're in my heart
(In my heart)
You're in my soul
Mortal Love
The Unshushables
05-05-2008
JERRY: I don't know. What do you do when a neighbor is making, like, a lot of noise at three o' clock in the morning? I mean, can you knock on someone's door and tell them to keep it down? You're really altering your whole self-image, I mean, what am I? Fred Mertz now? What's happening to me? Can I do this? Am I a shusher? I used to be a shushee. There's a lot of shushing going on in movie theaters. People are always shushing. Shh..shh.... shhh... shhh.. Doesn't work, 'cause nobody knows where a shush is coming from. They just hear a Shh. "Was that a shush? I think somebody just shushed me." Some people you can't shush in a movie theater. There's always that certain group of people, isn't it. They're talking and talking, and everyone around them is shushing them, and shushing them. They won't shush. They're the unshushables.
Seinfeld
JERRY: I don't know. What do you do when a neighbor is making, like, a lot of noise at three o' clock in the morning? I mean, can you knock on someone's door and tell them to keep it down? You're really altering your whole self-image, I mean, what am I? Fred Mertz now? What's happening to me? Can I do this? Am I a shusher? I used to be a shushee. There's a lot of shushing going on in movie theaters. People are always shushing. Shh..shh.... shhh... shhh.. Doesn't work, 'cause nobody knows where a shush is coming from. They just hear a Shh. "Was that a shush? I think somebody just shushed me." Some people you can't shush in a movie theater. There's always that certain group of people, isn't it. They're talking and talking, and everyone around them is shushing them, and shushing them. They won't shush. They're the unshushables.
Seinfeld
Perfect Clearness
04-05-2008
"The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides."
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
"The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides."
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
I Had My Chance
03-05-2008
I had my chance and I let it go
Well if I ever have myself another chance like that
I'm going to grab it and I won't look back
Sometimes I'm too careful
I walk just like I'm carrying a handgreande
It's going tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
Ticking ticking ticking in my hand
It's going tick tick tick tick ticking in my hand
Tick tick ticking in my hand
And if I ever have myself another chance like that
I'm going to grab it and I won't look back
Yea if I ever have myself another chance like that
I'm going to grab it and I won't look back
Morphine
I had my chance and I let it go
Well if I ever have myself another chance like that
I'm going to grab it and I won't look back
Sometimes I'm too careful
I walk just like I'm carrying a handgreande
It's going tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
Ticking ticking ticking in my hand
It's going tick tick tick tick ticking in my hand
Tick tick ticking in my hand
And if I ever have myself another chance like that
I'm going to grab it and I won't look back
Yea if I ever have myself another chance like that
I'm going to grab it and I won't look back
Morphine
New Contender
02-05-2008
JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot it. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn't take it. (Points to himself) This is an idiot.
GEORGE: Is that right? (Showing him up) I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for ever sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!
ROXANNE: (Yelling out the window) You're all winners!
GEORGE: But suddenly, a new contender has emerged...
Seinfeld
JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot it. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn't take it. (Points to himself) This is an idiot.
GEORGE: Is that right? (Showing him up) I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for ever sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!
ROXANNE: (Yelling out the window) You're all winners!
GEORGE: But suddenly, a new contender has emerged...
Seinfeld
Humming
30-04-2008
Closer
No hesitation
Give me
All that you have
And it's been so long, that I can't explain
And it's been so wrong
Right now, so wrong
Naked
My thoughts are creeping
Too late
The show has begun
And it's been so long, that I can't confess
And it's been so wrong
Right now, so wrong
Is it all as it seems
So unresolved, so unredeemed
If I remain, how will I know
And it's been so long, that I can't be sure
And it's been so wrong
Right now, so wrong
Portishead
Closer
No hesitation
Give me
All that you have
And it's been so long, that I can't explain
And it's been so wrong
Right now, so wrong
Naked
My thoughts are creeping
Too late
The show has begun
And it's been so long, that I can't confess
And it's been so wrong
Right now, so wrong
Is it all as it seems
So unresolved, so unredeemed
If I remain, how will I know
And it's been so long, that I can't be sure
And it's been so wrong
Right now, so wrong
Portishead
Bald Guys With Glasses
29-04-2008
GEORGE: I'm sorry, I don't see the big deal about being a matador. The bull charges, you move the cape, wha't so hard? (The both laugh flirtingly)
SUSIE: So, are you really married? Because, I've actually heard of single guys who wear wedding bands to attrack women.
GEORGE: You'd have to be a real loser to try something like that.
SUSIE: That's too bad, because I really have a thing for bald guys with glasses. (Shrugs, smiles, then leaves George)
Seinfeld
GEORGE: I'm sorry, I don't see the big deal about being a matador. The bull charges, you move the cape, wha't so hard? (The both laugh flirtingly)
SUSIE: So, are you really married? Because, I've actually heard of single guys who wear wedding bands to attrack women.
GEORGE: You'd have to be a real loser to try something like that.
SUSIE: That's too bad, because I really have a thing for bald guys with glasses. (Shrugs, smiles, then leaves George)
Seinfeld
Learn
28-04-2008
Learn to limit yourself, to content yourself with some definite thing, and some definite work; dare to be what you are, and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not and to believe in your own individuality.
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Learn to limit yourself, to content yourself with some definite thing, and some definite work; dare to be what you are, and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not and to believe in your own individuality.
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Take A Bow
27-04-2008
Corrupt, you corrupt,
and Bring corruption to all that you touch.
Hold, you’ll behold,
And be holden for all that you’ve done.
Spell, cast a spell,
Cast a spell on the country you run.
And risk, you will risk,
You will risk all their lives and their souls.
And burn, you will burn,
You will burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell.
You’ll burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell for your sins.
Ooohhh.
Our freedom's is consuming itself,
What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow.
Death, you bring death and destruction to all that you touch.
Pay, you must pay
You must pay for your crimes against the earth.
Hex, feed the hex
Feed the hex on the country you love
And Beg, you will beg
You will beg for their lives and their souls.
Yeah,
Burn, you will burn,
You will burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell,
You’ll burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell,
Burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell for your sins.
Muse
Corrupt, you corrupt,
and Bring corruption to all that you touch.
Hold, you’ll behold,
And be holden for all that you’ve done.
Spell, cast a spell,
Cast a spell on the country you run.
And risk, you will risk,
You will risk all their lives and their souls.
And burn, you will burn,
You will burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell.
You’ll burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell for your sins.
Ooohhh.
Our freedom's is consuming itself,
What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow.
Death, you bring death and destruction to all that you touch.
Pay, you must pay
You must pay for your crimes against the earth.
Hex, feed the hex
Feed the hex on the country you love
And Beg, you will beg
You will beg for their lives and their souls.
Yeah,
Burn, you will burn,
You will burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell,
You’ll burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell,
Burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell for your sins.
Muse
Marathon
26-04-2008
ROXANNE: Oh, the marathon is great, isn't it?
JERRY: Oh, yes. Particularily if your not in it.
ROXANNE: I wish we had a view of the finish line.
JERRY: What's to see? A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya, and twenty thousand losers.
Seinfeld
ROXANNE: Oh, the marathon is great, isn't it?
JERRY: Oh, yes. Particularily if your not in it.
ROXANNE: I wish we had a view of the finish line.
JERRY: What's to see? A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya, and twenty thousand losers.
Seinfeld
Enjoy Life
25-04-2008
"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
Hans Christian Andersen - Danish poet & fairy tale author (1805 - 1875)
"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
Hans Christian Andersen - Danish poet & fairy tale author (1805 - 1875)
Alive And Kickin'
24-04-2008
Black top blazin', hometown fadin'
Out of sight in the rear view mirror
Stevie Ray blasting on the radio
As I slam it into higher gear
My baby's by my side, tears in her eyes
Writing a goodbye letter
Sayin' Johny and me are running' wild and runnin' free
Just like you did momma
Don't know where we're goin'
But when we get there we'll know
We're gonna follow the code of the road
Jump into the fire
Keep our love alive and kickin'
Down the dorr, it's what we're livin' for
Rockin' side by side
Keep your love alive and kickin'
We got everything we own in the trunk and on the roof
And she's got baby sitting money in her pocket
We're drivin' fast, ain't no looking back
We're flyin' through the desert like a rocket
White line widin' up interstate five
The road goes on forever
And it does't matter where it's gonna take us
As long as we're together
We're talkin' our chances
Gonna do it our way
Pedal to the metal shooting down the highway
Jump into the fire
Keep our love alive and kickin'
Down the walls, that's when
Freedom calls
Rockin' side by side
Keep your love alive and kickin'
Mr. Big
Black top blazin', hometown fadin'
Out of sight in the rear view mirror
Stevie Ray blasting on the radio
As I slam it into higher gear
My baby's by my side, tears in her eyes
Writing a goodbye letter
Sayin' Johny and me are running' wild and runnin' free
Just like you did momma
Don't know where we're goin'
But when we get there we'll know
We're gonna follow the code of the road
Jump into the fire
Keep our love alive and kickin'
Down the dorr, it's what we're livin' for
Rockin' side by side
Keep your love alive and kickin'
We got everything we own in the trunk and on the roof
And she's got baby sitting money in her pocket
We're drivin' fast, ain't no looking back
We're flyin' through the desert like a rocket
White line widin' up interstate five
The road goes on forever
And it does't matter where it's gonna take us
As long as we're together
We're talkin' our chances
Gonna do it our way
Pedal to the metal shooting down the highway
Jump into the fire
Keep our love alive and kickin'
Down the walls, that's when
Freedom calls
Rockin' side by side
Keep your love alive and kickin'
Mr. Big
Pod
23-04-2008
JERRY: (Into the intercom) Elaine?
ELAINE: Yeah.
JERRY: (Unlocks the main door. To George) Alright, this is going to require some great acting now. I have to pretend I'm disappointed. You're going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this.. maybe you should go in the other room.
GEORGE: Are you kidding?! I lie ever second of the day. My whole life is a sham!
JERRY: 'Cause you know, I love Elaine.
GEORGE: Of course you do.
JERRY: But you know.. not in the building. Really, I feel terrible about this. My intentions were good. What can I do? Tell me..
(Enter Elaine) ELAINE: (To someone in the hallway) No, I'll be seeing you. (Starts to sing) "Good morning, good morning.." Have you ever gotten up in the morning and felt it's great to be alive? That every breath is a gift of sweet life from above? (George leaves, and goes to the other room) Oh, and before I forget, I have the checks for first month, last month, security deposit. I have seventy-five dollars left in my account.
JERRY: (Looks at the checks) Well.. there's a little bit of a problem.
ELAINE: Oh, I know. There's a weak shower spray, I know. I've already thought about it, and I'm switching to baths. As Winston Churchill said, "Why stand when you can sit?" Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies..
JERRY: No, someone offered Harold and Manny five thousand for the apartment. I'm sure they'd just as soon give it to you, but you'd have to come up with that money.
ELAINE: Five thousand dollars? I don't have five thousand dollars.
JERRY: I know.
ELAINE: How am I going to get five thousand dollars?
JERRY: I have no idea.
(Enter Kramer)
KRAMER: Hey, my new neighbor!
ELAINE: I'm not moving in.
KRAMER: What?
ELAINE: They want five thousand dollars now.
KRAMER: So, okay. What's the problem?
ELAINE: I don't have five thousand dollars.
KRAMER: C'mon, you can come up with five thousand dollars.. Jerry, you don't have five thousand dollars you can led her? Come on.
JERRY: Yeah, well, I didn't.. Is that something you want to borrow?
ELAINE: No, that's too much money to borrow.
KRAMER: Loan her the money. You can afford it.
JERRY: She doesn't want to borrow the money.
KRAMER: Oh, c'mon. She'll pay you back. What's five grand between friends?
ELAINE: Of course I'd pay you back..
KRAMER: Yeah, so what's the problem?
JERRY: Who said there's a problem?
KRAMER: He said he'd loan you the money.
ELAINE: Well Jerry, it might take a while for me to pay you back. Maybe a few years. How do you feel about that?
KRAMER: That's okay. He doesn't care.
ELAINE: You know, money can sometimes come between friends.
KRAMER: Get outta here.
ELAINE: Let me think about it.
KRAMER: What's to think about?
ELAINE: I don't know.. I don't know. Five thousand.. let me just take one more look at it. (Leaves)
JERRY: It was all over! Taken care of. Done! Finished. Five thousand.. Where's she gonna get five thousand? She doesn't have five thousand. Clean. Good bye. She's gone. Then you come in, "Why don't you loan her five thousand? What do you care? You've got five thousand. Give her five thousand."
KRAMER: You didn't want her in the building?
JERRY: No, I didn't!
KRAMER: Well, then what did you loan her the five thousand for? Oh, look, maybe she won't take it.. I mean, she did say that she was going to think about it.
JERRY: People don't turn down money! It's what separates us from the animals.
KRAMER: I still don't understand what the problem is having her in the building.
JERRY: Let me explain something to you.. You see, you're not normal. You're a great guy, I love you, but you're a pod. I, on the other hand, am a human being. I sometimes feel awkward, uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain situations with the other human beings. You wouldn't understand.
KRAMER: Because I'm a pod?
Seinfeld
JERRY: (Into the intercom) Elaine?
ELAINE: Yeah.
JERRY: (Unlocks the main door. To George) Alright, this is going to require some great acting now. I have to pretend I'm disappointed. You're going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this.. maybe you should go in the other room.
GEORGE: Are you kidding?! I lie ever second of the day. My whole life is a sham!
JERRY: 'Cause you know, I love Elaine.
GEORGE: Of course you do.
JERRY: But you know.. not in the building. Really, I feel terrible about this. My intentions were good. What can I do? Tell me..
(Enter Elaine) ELAINE: (To someone in the hallway) No, I'll be seeing you. (Starts to sing) "Good morning, good morning.." Have you ever gotten up in the morning and felt it's great to be alive? That every breath is a gift of sweet life from above? (George leaves, and goes to the other room) Oh, and before I forget, I have the checks for first month, last month, security deposit. I have seventy-five dollars left in my account.
JERRY: (Looks at the checks) Well.. there's a little bit of a problem.
ELAINE: Oh, I know. There's a weak shower spray, I know. I've already thought about it, and I'm switching to baths. As Winston Churchill said, "Why stand when you can sit?" Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies..
JERRY: No, someone offered Harold and Manny five thousand for the apartment. I'm sure they'd just as soon give it to you, but you'd have to come up with that money.
ELAINE: Five thousand dollars? I don't have five thousand dollars.
JERRY: I know.
ELAINE: How am I going to get five thousand dollars?
JERRY: I have no idea.
(Enter Kramer)
KRAMER: Hey, my new neighbor!
ELAINE: I'm not moving in.
KRAMER: What?
ELAINE: They want five thousand dollars now.
KRAMER: So, okay. What's the problem?
ELAINE: I don't have five thousand dollars.
KRAMER: C'mon, you can come up with five thousand dollars.. Jerry, you don't have five thousand dollars you can led her? Come on.
JERRY: Yeah, well, I didn't.. Is that something you want to borrow?
ELAINE: No, that's too much money to borrow.
KRAMER: Loan her the money. You can afford it.
JERRY: She doesn't want to borrow the money.
KRAMER: Oh, c'mon. She'll pay you back. What's five grand between friends?
ELAINE: Of course I'd pay you back..
KRAMER: Yeah, so what's the problem?
JERRY: Who said there's a problem?
KRAMER: He said he'd loan you the money.
ELAINE: Well Jerry, it might take a while for me to pay you back. Maybe a few years. How do you feel about that?
KRAMER: That's okay. He doesn't care.
ELAINE: You know, money can sometimes come between friends.
KRAMER: Get outta here.
ELAINE: Let me think about it.
KRAMER: What's to think about?
ELAINE: I don't know.. I don't know. Five thousand.. let me just take one more look at it. (Leaves)
JERRY: It was all over! Taken care of. Done! Finished. Five thousand.. Where's she gonna get five thousand? She doesn't have five thousand. Clean. Good bye. She's gone. Then you come in, "Why don't you loan her five thousand? What do you care? You've got five thousand. Give her five thousand."
KRAMER: You didn't want her in the building?
JERRY: No, I didn't!
KRAMER: Well, then what did you loan her the five thousand for? Oh, look, maybe she won't take it.. I mean, she did say that she was going to think about it.
JERRY: People don't turn down money! It's what separates us from the animals.
KRAMER: I still don't understand what the problem is having her in the building.
JERRY: Let me explain something to you.. You see, you're not normal. You're a great guy, I love you, but you're a pod. I, on the other hand, am a human being. I sometimes feel awkward, uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain situations with the other human beings. You wouldn't understand.
KRAMER: Because I'm a pod?
Seinfeld
Pigs On The Wing Pt 1
21-04-2008
If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.
Pink Floyd
If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.
Pink Floyd
Divine Plan
20-04-2008
JERRY: Well, that's a lot of money. But, if that's the way it's gotta be, that's the way it's gotta be. (Goes back to his apartment) You know, I used to think that the universe is a random, chaotic, sequence of meaningless events, but I see now that there is reason and purpose to all things.
GEORGE: What happened to you?
JERRY: Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me. Because, I have just been informed that it's going to cost Elaine the sum of five thousand dollars to get the apartment upstairs.
GEORGE: Five thousand dollars? She doesn't have five thousand dollars!
JERRY: Of course she doesn't have five thousand dollars!
GEORGE: So, she can't get the apartment.
JERRY: Can't get it.
GEORGE: So, she doesn't move in.
JERRY: No move. So, you see, it's all part of a divine plan.
GEORGE: And how does the baldness fit into that plan?
Seinfeld
JERRY: Well, that's a lot of money. But, if that's the way it's gotta be, that's the way it's gotta be. (Goes back to his apartment) You know, I used to think that the universe is a random, chaotic, sequence of meaningless events, but I see now that there is reason and purpose to all things.
GEORGE: What happened to you?
JERRY: Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me. Because, I have just been informed that it's going to cost Elaine the sum of five thousand dollars to get the apartment upstairs.
GEORGE: Five thousand dollars? She doesn't have five thousand dollars!
JERRY: Of course she doesn't have five thousand dollars!
GEORGE: So, she can't get the apartment.
JERRY: Can't get it.
GEORGE: So, she doesn't move in.
JERRY: No move. So, you see, it's all part of a divine plan.
GEORGE: And how does the baldness fit into that plan?
Seinfeld
Great Men
19-04-2008
"Great men are true men, the men in whom nature has succeeded. They are not extraordinary - they are in the true order. It is the other species of men who are not what they ought to be."
Henri-Frederic Amiel
"Great men are true men, the men in whom nature has succeeded. They are not extraordinary - they are in the true order. It is the other species of men who are not what they ought to be."
Henri-Frederic Amiel
Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)
18-04-2008
Oooo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
One Time
Oooo, yeah,Oooooooo
We could sail away
Or catch a freight train
Or a rocketship into outer space
Nothin' left to do
Too many things were said
To ever make it feel
Like yesterday did
Seasons must change
Separate paths, separate ways
If we blame it on anything
Let's blame it on the rain
I knew it all along
I'd have to write this song
Too young to fall in love
Guess we knew it all along
That's alright, that's okay
We were walkin' through some youth
Smilin' through some pain
That's alright, that's okay
Let's turn the page
My friends called today
Down from L.A.
They were shooting pool all night
Sleeping half of the day
They said I could crash
If I could find my own way
I told them you were leaving
On a bus to go away
That's alright, that's okay
We were two kids in love
Trying to find our way
That's alright, that's okay
Held our dreams in our hands
Let our minds run away
That's alright, now that's okay
We were walkin' through some youth
Smilin' through some pain
That's alright, let's turn the page
And remember what I say girl
And it goes this way
Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away
Girl, don't go away mad
Now girl, just go away
Here we go
Don't go away mad
I don't want you to stay, Yeah
Come on, girl
Come on, baby
I'll say it one more time
Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away
Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away yeah, yeah
Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away, Yeah
Now I said girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away
Now I said girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away, yeah
Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away...
Mötley Crüe
Oooo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
One Time
Oooo, yeah,Oooooooo
We could sail away
Or catch a freight train
Or a rocketship into outer space
Nothin' left to do
Too many things were said
To ever make it feel
Like yesterday did
Seasons must change
Separate paths, separate ways
If we blame it on anything
Let's blame it on the rain
I knew it all along
I'd have to write this song
Too young to fall in love
Guess we knew it all along
That's alright, that's okay
We were walkin' through some youth
Smilin' through some pain
That's alright, that's okay
Let's turn the page
My friends called today
Down from L.A.
They were shooting pool all night
Sleeping half of the day
They said I could crash
If I could find my own way
I told them you were leaving
On a bus to go away
That's alright, that's okay
We were two kids in love
Trying to find our way
That's alright, that's okay
Held our dreams in our hands
Let our minds run away
That's alright, now that's okay
We were walkin' through some youth
Smilin' through some pain
That's alright, let's turn the page
And remember what I say girl
And it goes this way
Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away
Girl, don't go away mad
Now girl, just go away
Here we go
Don't go away mad
I don't want you to stay, Yeah
Come on, girl
Come on, baby
I'll say it one more time
Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away
Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away yeah, yeah
Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away, Yeah
Now I said girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away
Now I said girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away, yeah
Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away...
Mötley Crüe
Water Pressure
17-04-2008
JERRY: ..So, is there any way out of this Elaine thing?
GEORGE: Tough.
JERRY: You know, the water pressure's terrible in my building.. and she loves a good shower.
GEORGE: I don't think anyone's turned down an apartment because of a weak shower spray.
JERRY: If they were fanatic about showers, they might.
GEORGE: For that rent, she'd take a bath in the toilet tank if she had to..
Seinfeld
JERRY: ..So, is there any way out of this Elaine thing?
GEORGE: Tough.
JERRY: You know, the water pressure's terrible in my building.. and she loves a good shower.
GEORGE: I don't think anyone's turned down an apartment because of a weak shower spray.
JERRY: If they were fanatic about showers, they might.
GEORGE: For that rent, she'd take a bath in the toilet tank if she had to..
Seinfeld
Descent
16-04-2008
"The descent to Hades is the same from every place."
Anaxagoras, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
Greek astronomer & philosopher (500 BC - 428 BC)
"The descent to Hades is the same from every place."
Anaxagoras, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
Greek astronomer & philosopher (500 BC - 428 BC)
Keep On rotting In The Free World
15-04-2008
The threads of global fabric are untied
The role of the western free world is in decline
Still free to consume, free to breathe
Free to exist, free to dream, your life of dreams
Keep on rotting, keep on hoping, keep on dreaming
One day maybe, keep on rotting, keep on hoping
Whilst in the real world you...
Consumer or consumed, your life is cheap
Economic salvation in sweatshops returned from the east
Despair the only quality of strife
A reason for existence if you can afford the price,
If your price is right
Keep on rotting, keep on hoping, keep on dreaming
One day maybe, keep on rotting, keep on hoping
Whilst in the real world you...
Keep on rotting, keep on hoping, keep on dreaming
Keep on rotting, keep on hoping
Whilst in the real world you...
..Rot!
Carcass
The threads of global fabric are untied
The role of the western free world is in decline
Still free to consume, free to breathe
Free to exist, free to dream, your life of dreams
Keep on rotting, keep on hoping, keep on dreaming
One day maybe, keep on rotting, keep on hoping
Whilst in the real world you...
Consumer or consumed, your life is cheap
Economic salvation in sweatshops returned from the east
Despair the only quality of strife
A reason for existence if you can afford the price,
If your price is right
Keep on rotting, keep on hoping, keep on dreaming
One day maybe, keep on rotting, keep on hoping
Whilst in the real world you...
Keep on rotting, keep on hoping, keep on dreaming
Keep on rotting, keep on hoping
Whilst in the real world you...
..Rot!
Carcass
Censoring System
14-04-2008
JERRY: My censoring system broke down. You know that little guy in your head who watches everything you say? Makes sure you don't make a mistake? He went for a cup of coffee, and in that second - ruined my life.
GEORGE: My censor quit two years ago. He checked into a clinic. Emotionally exhausted.
Seinfeld
JERRY: My censoring system broke down. You know that little guy in your head who watches everything you say? Makes sure you don't make a mistake? He went for a cup of coffee, and in that second - ruined my life.
GEORGE: My censor quit two years ago. He checked into a clinic. Emotionally exhausted.
Seinfeld
Charm
13-04-2008
"Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves."
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
"Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves."
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Cyclops
12-04-2008
We all have secret lives
In our secret rooms,
Living in our movies,
humming our own tunes
Living life in camera,
When the night is closing dovn,
Sliding into darkness,
You could be like me
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Why are you looking
At the cameras eye?
Where are you staying?
Why are you leaving?
We watch you breathing
through the cameras eye
We all make up our faces
The make up of the clown,
Happy leaving traces,
Of our childish background,
Pointing at the sky,
We can watch the stars
You think you're all alone,
But you never are
They ain't watching you,
They ain't watching you now,
They ain't watching you,
They ain't watching you now
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Why are you looking
At the cameras eye?
Political sleazes,
Sexual divas,
We watch your heart beat
Through the cameras eye.
Bruce Dickinson
We all have secret lives
In our secret rooms,
Living in our movies,
humming our own tunes
Living life in camera,
When the night is closing dovn,
Sliding into darkness,
You could be like me
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Why are you looking
At the cameras eye?
Where are you staying?
Why are you leaving?
We watch you breathing
through the cameras eye
We all make up our faces
The make up of the clown,
Happy leaving traces,
Of our childish background,
Pointing at the sky,
We can watch the stars
You think you're all alone,
But you never are
They ain't watching you,
They ain't watching you now,
They ain't watching you,
They ain't watching you now
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Why are you looking
At the cameras eye?
Political sleazes,
Sexual divas,
We watch your heart beat
Through the cameras eye.
Bruce Dickinson
Home Bed Advantage
11-04-2008
GEORGE: (Pays his bill) Thanks, see ya later, Donna. (Walks out, he runs into Jerry outside the shop) What happened to you?
JERRY: You can't believe what I just did.
GEORGE: What? What did you do?
JERRY: I could tell you what I did, but you wouldn't believe it. It's not believable.
GEORGE: What did you do?
JERRY: How could I have done that?
GEORGE: Done what?
JERRY: I told Elaine about an apartment opening up in my building. She's going to move in.
GEORGE: Elaine's moving into your building?
JERRY: Yes. Right above me.
GEORGE: Right above you?
JERRY: Yes.
GEORGE: You're gonna be neighbors.
JERRY: I know. Neighbors.
GEORGE: She's right above you?
JERRY: Right above me.
GEORGE: How could you do that?
JERRY: 'Cause I'm an idiot! You may think you're an idiot, but with all due respect - I'm a much bigger idiot than you are.
GEORGE: Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to. No one's a bigger idiot than me.
JERRY: Did you ever ask an ex-girlfriend to move into your building?
GEORGE: Did you ever go to a singles weekend in the Poconos?
JERRY: She's right in my building! Right above me! Every time I come in the building, I'm gonna have to sneak around like a cat burglar.
GEORGE: You're doomed. You're gonna have to have all your sex at women's apartments. It'll be like a permanent road trip. Forget about the home bed advantage.
JERRY: But I need the home bed advantage!
GEORGE: Of course, we all do.
Seinfeld
GEORGE: (Pays his bill) Thanks, see ya later, Donna. (Walks out, he runs into Jerry outside the shop) What happened to you?
JERRY: You can't believe what I just did.
GEORGE: What? What did you do?
JERRY: I could tell you what I did, but you wouldn't believe it. It's not believable.
GEORGE: What did you do?
JERRY: How could I have done that?
GEORGE: Done what?
JERRY: I told Elaine about an apartment opening up in my building. She's going to move in.
GEORGE: Elaine's moving into your building?
JERRY: Yes. Right above me.
GEORGE: Right above you?
JERRY: Yes.
GEORGE: You're gonna be neighbors.
JERRY: I know. Neighbors.
GEORGE: She's right above you?
JERRY: Right above me.
GEORGE: How could you do that?
JERRY: 'Cause I'm an idiot! You may think you're an idiot, but with all due respect - I'm a much bigger idiot than you are.
GEORGE: Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to. No one's a bigger idiot than me.
JERRY: Did you ever ask an ex-girlfriend to move into your building?
GEORGE: Did you ever go to a singles weekend in the Poconos?
JERRY: She's right in my building! Right above me! Every time I come in the building, I'm gonna have to sneak around like a cat burglar.
GEORGE: You're doomed. You're gonna have to have all your sex at women's apartments. It'll be like a permanent road trip. Forget about the home bed advantage.
JERRY: But I need the home bed advantage!
GEORGE: Of course, we all do.
Seinfeld
Bad Planning
10-04-2008
"Adventure is just bad planning."
Roald Amundsen - Norwegian Arctic & Antarctic explorer (1872 - 1928)
"Adventure is just bad planning."
Roald Amundsen - Norwegian Arctic & Antarctic explorer (1872 - 1928)
Don't Want You Woman
09-04-2008
Don't want you woman, please stay away from me
Don't want you woman, please stay away from me
Well the one I got she is, sure good enough for me
Don't call me baby, I don't think it's kind
Don't call me baby, I don't think it's kind
Well, I got another woman - don't intend to leave her behind
Don't call me baby, call me on the phone
Don't call me baby, call me on the phone
If you wanna be kind to me girl, kindly leave me alone
Don't come on up to me baby, when you see me walkin' down the town
Don't come on up to me baby, when you see me walkin' down town
Don't wanna be unkind girl, but
You ain't the kind of woman I want around - Hey right !
Don't want you woman, please stay away from me
Don't want you woman, please stay away from me
Well the one I got she is, sure good enough for me
Alvin Lee
Don't want you woman, please stay away from me
Don't want you woman, please stay away from me
Well the one I got she is, sure good enough for me
Don't call me baby, I don't think it's kind
Don't call me baby, I don't think it's kind
Well, I got another woman - don't intend to leave her behind
Don't call me baby, call me on the phone
Don't call me baby, call me on the phone
If you wanna be kind to me girl, kindly leave me alone
Don't come on up to me baby, when you see me walkin' down the town
Don't come on up to me baby, when you see me walkin' down town
Don't wanna be unkind girl, but
You ain't the kind of woman I want around - Hey right !
Don't want you woman, please stay away from me
Don't want you woman, please stay away from me
Well the one I got she is, sure good enough for me
Alvin Lee
Cut
08-04-2008
JERRY: The problem with talking is that nobody stops you from saying the wrong thing. I think life would be a lot better if it was like you're always making a movie. You mess up, somebody just walks on the set, and stops the whole shot. You know what I mean? Think of the things you wish you could take back. You're out somewhere with people, "Gee, you look pregnant.. are ya?" "Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, that's not gonna work at all. Walk out the door, and come back in. Let's take this whole scene again. People, think about what you're saying!"
Seinfeld
JERRY: The problem with talking is that nobody stops you from saying the wrong thing. I think life would be a lot better if it was like you're always making a movie. You mess up, somebody just walks on the set, and stops the whole shot. You know what I mean? Think of the things you wish you could take back. You're out somewhere with people, "Gee, you look pregnant.. are ya?" "Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, that's not gonna work at all. Walk out the door, and come back in. Let's take this whole scene again. People, think about what you're saying!"
Seinfeld
Dangerous Error
07-04-2008
"An error is the more dangerous the more truth it contains."
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
"An error is the more dangerous the more truth it contains."
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Five To One
06-04-2008
Yeah, c'mon.
Love my girl.
She lookin' good.
C'mon.
One more.
Five to one, baby, one in five,
No one here gets out alive now.
You'll get yours, baby, I'll get mine,
Gonna make it, baby, if we try.
The old get old and the young get stronger,
May take a week and it may take longer,
They got the guns but we got the numbers,
Gonna win, yeah, we're takin' over, come on!
Wow!
Your ballroom days are over, baby.
Night is drawing near,
Shadows of the evening
Crawl across the years.
You walk across the floor with a flower in your hand,
Trying to tell me no one understands,
Trade in your hours for a handful dimes.
Gonna make it, baby, in our prime.
Got together one more time,
Get together one more time,
Get together one more time,
Get together, (one more time).
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together, gotta get together
Gotta get together, gotta…
Na na, na na na na na…
A-a-aargh, whoah!
Hey, come on, honey,
You've goin' along home and wait for me, baby.
I'll be there in just a little while,
You see, I gotta go out in this car with these people
And get fucked up.
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together, gotta…
Get together, gotta…
Get together, gotta…
Take me up in the mountains and…
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Love my girl,
She's lookin' good,
Lookin' real beautiful.
Love ya, c'mon!
Feel!
Hey!
Come on!
Wow!
The Doors
Yeah, c'mon.
Love my girl.
She lookin' good.
C'mon.
One more.
Five to one, baby, one in five,
No one here gets out alive now.
You'll get yours, baby, I'll get mine,
Gonna make it, baby, if we try.
The old get old and the young get stronger,
May take a week and it may take longer,
They got the guns but we got the numbers,
Gonna win, yeah, we're takin' over, come on!
Wow!
Your ballroom days are over, baby.
Night is drawing near,
Shadows of the evening
Crawl across the years.
You walk across the floor with a flower in your hand,
Trying to tell me no one understands,
Trade in your hours for a handful dimes.
Gonna make it, baby, in our prime.
Got together one more time,
Get together one more time,
Get together one more time,
Get together, (one more time).
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together, gotta get together
Gotta get together, gotta…
Na na, na na na na na…
A-a-aargh, whoah!
Hey, come on, honey,
You've goin' along home and wait for me, baby.
I'll be there in just a little while,
You see, I gotta go out in this car with these people
And get fucked up.
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together, gotta…
Get together, gotta…
Get together, gotta…
Take me up in the mountains and…
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Love my girl,
She's lookin' good,
Lookin' real beautiful.
Love ya, c'mon!
Feel!
Hey!
Come on!
Wow!
The Doors
Living Room
08-04-2008
JERRY: Well, I painted my apartment again. I've been living in this apartment for years and years, and every time I paint it, it kinda gets me down. I look around, and I think, well, it's a little bit smaller now. You know, I realize it's just the thickness of the paint, but I'm aware of it. It keeps coming in and coming in. Everytime I paint it, it's closer and closer. I don't even know where the wall outlets are anymore. I just look for like a lump with two slots in it. Kinda looks like a pig is trying to push his way through from the other side. That's where I plug in..
My idea of the perfect living room would be the bridge on the Starship Enterprise. You know what I mean? Big chair, nice screen, remote control.. that's why Star Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy. Just hurling through space in your living room, watching TV. That's why all the aliens were always dropping in, because Kirk was the only one that had a big screen. They came over Friday night, Klingon boxing.. gotta be there.
JERRY: Well, I painted my apartment again. I've been living in this apartment for years and years, and every time I paint it, it kinda gets me down. I look around, and I think, well, it's a little bit smaller now. You know, I realize it's just the thickness of the paint, but I'm aware of it. It keeps coming in and coming in. Everytime I paint it, it's closer and closer. I don't even know where the wall outlets are anymore. I just look for like a lump with two slots in it. Kinda looks like a pig is trying to push his way through from the other side. That's where I plug in..
My idea of the perfect living room would be the bridge on the Starship Enterprise. You know what I mean? Big chair, nice screen, remote control.. that's why Star Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy. Just hurling through space in your living room, watching TV. That's why all the aliens were always dropping in, because Kirk was the only one that had a big screen. They came over Friday night, Klingon boxing.. gotta be there.
Nothing As It Seems
03-04-2008
Dont feel like home. hes a little out.
And all these words elope. its nothing like your poem.
Putting in. inputting in. dont feel like methadone.
A scratching voice all alone its nothing like your baritone.
Its nothing as it seems. the little that he needs. its home.
The little that he sees. is nothing he concedes. its home.
One uninvited chromosome. a blanket like the ozone.
Its nothing as it seems. all that he needs. its home.
The little that he frees is nothing he believes.
Saving up a sunny day. something maybe two tone.
Anything of his own. a chip off the corner stone.
Whos kidding? rainy day. a one way ticket headstone.
Occupations overthrown. a whisper through a megaphone.
Its nothing as it seems. the little that he needs. its home.
The little that he sees is nothing he concedes. its home.
And all that he frees. a little bittersweet. its home.
Its nothing as it seems. the little that you see its home.
Pearl Jam
Dont feel like home. hes a little out.
And all these words elope. its nothing like your poem.
Putting in. inputting in. dont feel like methadone.
A scratching voice all alone its nothing like your baritone.
Its nothing as it seems. the little that he needs. its home.
The little that he sees. is nothing he concedes. its home.
One uninvited chromosome. a blanket like the ozone.
Its nothing as it seems. all that he needs. its home.
The little that he frees is nothing he believes.
Saving up a sunny day. something maybe two tone.
Anything of his own. a chip off the corner stone.
Whos kidding? rainy day. a one way ticket headstone.
Occupations overthrown. a whisper through a megaphone.
Its nothing as it seems. the little that he needs. its home.
The little that he sees is nothing he concedes. its home.
And all that he frees. a little bittersweet. its home.
Its nothing as it seems. the little that you see its home.
Pearl Jam
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