02-04-2008
I love my phone machine. I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could go "Excuse me, I'm not in right now. If you could just leave a message, I could walk away." I also have a cordless phone, but I don't like that as much, because you can't slam down a cordless phone. You get mad at somebody on a real phone - "You can't talk to me like that!" Bang! You know. You get mad at somebody on a cordless phone - "You can't talk to me like that!" (Mimes fiddly button-pressing) "I told him!"
Seinfeld
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Just a Mirror
01-04-2008
Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.
Wally 'Famous' Amos - US cookie businessman (1936 - )
Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.
Wally 'Famous' Amos - US cookie businessman (1936 - )
The Distance
31-03-2008
Let him come into the city
Let him find his lucky penny
Let him put it in his pocket
And shake it all around
I've been to pretty buildings, all in search of you
I have lit all the candles, sat in all the pews
The desert had been done before,
But I didn't even care
I got sand in both my shoes and scorpions in my hair
I saw that...
Oh the distance is not do-able
In these bodies of clay my brother
Oh the distance, it makes me uncomfortable
Guess it's natural to feel this way
Oh, let's hold out for somethin' sweeter
Spread your wings and fly
My car became the church and I
The worshipper of silence there
In a moment peace came over me
And the one who was beatin' my heart appeared and...
Oh the distance is not do-able
In these bodies of clay my brother
Oh the distance, it makes me uncomfortable
Guess it's natural to feel this way
Oh, are we locked into these bodies?
Let's hold out for somethin' sweeter
Spread your wings and fly
Oh, are we locked into these bodies?
Are we anything at all?
Let's hold out for somethin' sweeter
Spread your wings and fly
This distance is dreamin'
We're already there tonight
Live
Let him come into the city
Let him find his lucky penny
Let him put it in his pocket
And shake it all around
I've been to pretty buildings, all in search of you
I have lit all the candles, sat in all the pews
The desert had been done before,
But I didn't even care
I got sand in both my shoes and scorpions in my hair
I saw that...
Oh the distance is not do-able
In these bodies of clay my brother
Oh the distance, it makes me uncomfortable
Guess it's natural to feel this way
Oh, let's hold out for somethin' sweeter
Spread your wings and fly
My car became the church and I
The worshipper of silence there
In a moment peace came over me
And the one who was beatin' my heart appeared and...
Oh the distance is not do-able
In these bodies of clay my brother
Oh the distance, it makes me uncomfortable
Guess it's natural to feel this way
Oh, are we locked into these bodies?
Let's hold out for somethin' sweeter
Spread your wings and fly
Oh, are we locked into these bodies?
Are we anything at all?
Let's hold out for somethin' sweeter
Spread your wings and fly
This distance is dreamin'
We're already there tonight
Live
Vault
30-03-2008
"George: Wait till you hear this (sees Donna). Whoa, ah, I'm sorry, I
didn't, I had no idea. (Goes to leave)
Donna: Wait, wait. He's in the bathroom.
George: I just wanted to talk to him for a minute, but I'll come back.
Donna: You don't have to leave.
George: You sure?
Donna: Yes.
George: OK.
Donna: I'm Donna.
George: Donna. Oh, you're the one that likes that commercial!
Donna: He told you about that.
George: No, he, he didn't actually tell me that, uh, we were talking about
that commercial, in fact I think I brought it up because I like that commercial.
No, he, he would never tell me anything like that. He never discusses anything.
He's, he's like a clam. You're not gonna mention this, to him.. (Jerry re-
enters)
Donna: (To Jerry) So you go around telling your friends I'm not hip
because I like that commercial.
Jerry: What? (To George) What did, what did you say?
George: Say? What? Nothing, I..
Donna: You told him how I like the commercial.
Jerry: Well, so what if I said that?
Donna: Well, so, you didn't have to tell your friends.
Jerry: No, I had to tell my friends, my friends didn't have to tell you.
George: (To Donna) Why did you have to get me in trouble?
Donna: I don't like you talking about me with your friends behind my back.
George: Boy oh boy.
Jerry: I said I couldn't believe you liked that commercial. So what?
Donna: I asked some friends of mine this week, and all of them liked the
commercial.
Jerry: Boy, I bet you got a regular Algonquin round table there.
(Kramer enters)
K Hey.
Jerry: Oh, Kramer, this is Donna.
k Oh. Cotton Dockers!
George: Hello! Alright, we should be going. Come on .(Grabs Kramer)
k What? Where are we going?
George: Come on!
Donna: Don't bother, I'm leaving.
Jerry: Donna, really, you're making too much of this.
K One hundred percent Cotton Dockers, if they're not Dockers, they're just
pants!
Jerry: Please, Donna.
Donna: I don't wanna hear it.(Leaves)
George: I can't believe I said that. You know me, I'm a vault."
Seinfeld
"George: Wait till you hear this (sees Donna). Whoa, ah, I'm sorry, I
didn't, I had no idea. (Goes to leave)
Donna: Wait, wait. He's in the bathroom.
George: I just wanted to talk to him for a minute, but I'll come back.
Donna: You don't have to leave.
George: You sure?
Donna: Yes.
George: OK.
Donna: I'm Donna.
George: Donna. Oh, you're the one that likes that commercial!
Donna: He told you about that.
George: No, he, he didn't actually tell me that, uh, we were talking about
that commercial, in fact I think I brought it up because I like that commercial.
No, he, he would never tell me anything like that. He never discusses anything.
He's, he's like a clam. You're not gonna mention this, to him.. (Jerry re-
enters)
Donna: (To Jerry) So you go around telling your friends I'm not hip
because I like that commercial.
Jerry: What? (To George) What did, what did you say?
George: Say? What? Nothing, I..
Donna: You told him how I like the commercial.
Jerry: Well, so what if I said that?
Donna: Well, so, you didn't have to tell your friends.
Jerry: No, I had to tell my friends, my friends didn't have to tell you.
George: (To Donna) Why did you have to get me in trouble?
Donna: I don't like you talking about me with your friends behind my back.
George: Boy oh boy.
Jerry: I said I couldn't believe you liked that commercial. So what?
Donna: I asked some friends of mine this week, and all of them liked the
commercial.
Jerry: Boy, I bet you got a regular Algonquin round table there.
(Kramer enters)
K Hey.
Jerry: Oh, Kramer, this is Donna.
k Oh. Cotton Dockers!
George: Hello! Alright, we should be going. Come on .(Grabs Kramer)
k What? Where are we going?
George: Come on!
Donna: Don't bother, I'm leaving.
Jerry: Donna, really, you're making too much of this.
K One hundred percent Cotton Dockers, if they're not Dockers, they're just
pants!
Jerry: Please, Donna.
Donna: I don't wanna hear it.(Leaves)
George: I can't believe I said that. You know me, I'm a vault."
Seinfeld
Ziplock
28-03-2008
I've been stealing Time where I can get it from
I've been losing Grip on what I used to hold
If I could get another chance
I'd put it in a Ziploc bag
And keep it in my pocket
Keep it in my pocket
Keep it in my pocket
Tell Me When I start to blow it
Would you show me
What I need to do
Before you hate me
I could never live with that so
Tell me Before you're better off without me
I've been watching you Sleeping with a troubled look
I'm sure your bad dreams are probably all about me
And better off without me
If I could get another chance
I'd put it in a Ziploc bag
And keep it in my pocket
Keep it in my pocket
Keep it in my pocket
Tell Me When I start to blow it
Would you show me
What I need to do
Before you hate me
I could never live with that so
Tell me Before you're better off without me
Lit
I've been stealing Time where I can get it from
I've been losing Grip on what I used to hold
If I could get another chance
I'd put it in a Ziploc bag
And keep it in my pocket
Keep it in my pocket
Keep it in my pocket
Tell Me When I start to blow it
Would you show me
What I need to do
Before you hate me
I could never live with that so
Tell me Before you're better off without me
I've been watching you Sleeping with a troubled look
I'm sure your bad dreams are probably all about me
And better off without me
If I could get another chance
I'd put it in a Ziploc bag
And keep it in my pocket
Keep it in my pocket
Keep it in my pocket
Tell Me When I start to blow it
Would you show me
What I need to do
Before you hate me
I could never live with that so
Tell me Before you're better off without me
Lit
Lactose Intolerance
27-03-2008
Jerry: Not once.
Donna: Never?
Jerry: I have never seen one episode of 'I Love Lucy' in my life ever.
Donna: That's amazing.
Jerry: Thank you.
Donna: Is there anything else about you I should know?
Jerry: Yes, I'm lactose intolerant.
Donna: Really?
Jerry: I have no patience for lactose. And I won't stand for it.
Jerry: Not once.
Donna: Never?
Jerry: I have never seen one episode of 'I Love Lucy' in my life ever.
Donna: That's amazing.
Jerry: Thank you.
Donna: Is there anything else about you I should know?
Jerry: Yes, I'm lactose intolerant.
Donna: Really?
Jerry: I have no patience for lactose. And I won't stand for it.
Childhood
26-03-2008
"There are three terrible ages of childhood - 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30."
Cleveland Amory
"There are three terrible ages of childhood - 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30."
Cleveland Amory
Victim Of Changes
25-03-2008
Whiskey woman dont you know
That you are drivin me insane
The liquor you give stems your
Will to live and gets right to my brain
Dont you know youre driving me insane
Youre tryin to find your way through life
Youre tryin to get some new direction
Another woman got her man
She wont find no new connection
Takes another drink or two, things look better when shes through
Takes another look around, youre not goin anywhere
Youve realized youre gettin old and no one seems to care
Youre tryin to find your way again
Youre tryin to find some new...
Another womans got her man
But she wont find a new...
Takes another drink or two, things look better when shes through
You bin foolin with some hot guy
I want to know why is it why
Get up get out you know you really blew it
Ive had enough, Ive had enough, good God pluck me
Once she was wonderful
Once she was fine
Once she was beautiful
Once she was mine...she was mine
Now change has come over her body, she doesnt see me anymore
Now change has come over her body, she doesnt see me anymore
Changes, changes, changes, changes
Victim of changes
Judas Priest
Whiskey woman dont you know
That you are drivin me insane
The liquor you give stems your
Will to live and gets right to my brain
Dont you know youre driving me insane
Youre tryin to find your way through life
Youre tryin to get some new direction
Another woman got her man
She wont find no new connection
Takes another drink or two, things look better when shes through
Takes another look around, youre not goin anywhere
Youve realized youre gettin old and no one seems to care
Youre tryin to find your way again
Youre tryin to find some new...
Another womans got her man
But she wont find a new...
Takes another drink or two, things look better when shes through
You bin foolin with some hot guy
I want to know why is it why
Get up get out you know you really blew it
Ive had enough, Ive had enough, good God pluck me
Once she was wonderful
Once she was fine
Once she was beautiful
Once she was mine...she was mine
Now change has come over her body, she doesnt see me anymore
Now change has come over her body, she doesnt see me anymore
Changes, changes, changes, changes
Victim of changes
Judas Priest
Coffee
24-03-2008
"Elaine: Hi.
(George produces Pepto-Bismol bottle and box of bicarb from bag, places
them on counter)
Jerry: You're still thinking about this?
George: (While preparing bicarb) She invites me up at twelve o clock at
night, for coffee. And I don't go up. "No thank you, I don't want coffee, it
keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee." I said this to her. People
this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live. I can't imagine what she must think
of me.
Jerry: She thinks you're a guy that doesn't like coffee.
George: She invited me up. Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex.
Elaine: Maybe coffee was coffee.
George: Coffee's coffee in the morning, it's not coffee at twelve o clock at
night.
Elaine: Well some people drink coffee that late.
George: Yeah, people who work at NORAD, who're on twenty-four hour missile
watch. Everything was going along so great: she was laughing, I was funny. I
kept saying to myself "Keep it up, don't blow it, you're doing great."
Elaine: It's all in your head. All she knows is she had a good time. I
think you should call her.
George: I can't call her now, it's too soon. I'm planning a Wednesday call.
Elaine: Oh, why? I love it when guys call me the next day.
George: Of course you do, but you're imagining a guy you like, not a guy who
goes (in stupid voice) "Oh no, I don't drink coffee late at night." If I call
her now, she's gonna think I'm too needy.
Women don't wanna see need. They want a take-charge guy - a colonel, a
kaiser, a tsar.
Elaine: All she'll think is that you like her.
George: Yes, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she doesn't like
me!
Elaine: I don't know what your parents did to you."
Seinfeld
"Elaine: Hi.
(George produces Pepto-Bismol bottle and box of bicarb from bag, places
them on counter)
Jerry: You're still thinking about this?
George: (While preparing bicarb) She invites me up at twelve o clock at
night, for coffee. And I don't go up. "No thank you, I don't want coffee, it
keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee." I said this to her. People
this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live. I can't imagine what she must think
of me.
Jerry: She thinks you're a guy that doesn't like coffee.
George: She invited me up. Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex.
Elaine: Maybe coffee was coffee.
George: Coffee's coffee in the morning, it's not coffee at twelve o clock at
night.
Elaine: Well some people drink coffee that late.
George: Yeah, people who work at NORAD, who're on twenty-four hour missile
watch. Everything was going along so great: she was laughing, I was funny. I
kept saying to myself "Keep it up, don't blow it, you're doing great."
Elaine: It's all in your head. All she knows is she had a good time. I
think you should call her.
George: I can't call her now, it's too soon. I'm planning a Wednesday call.
Elaine: Oh, why? I love it when guys call me the next day.
George: Of course you do, but you're imagining a guy you like, not a guy who
goes (in stupid voice) "Oh no, I don't drink coffee late at night." If I call
her now, she's gonna think I'm too needy.
Women don't wanna see need. They want a take-charge guy - a colonel, a
kaiser, a tsar.
Elaine: All she'll think is that you like her.
George: Yes, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she doesn't like
me!
Elaine: I don't know what your parents did to you."
Seinfeld
Energy
23-03-2008
"...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health."
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
"...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health."
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Judgment
22-03-2008
Asleep is the rose, in tired innocence... dreaming time away.
Secure in the comfort of slumbers faint embrace.
Blissfully ignorant, unaware of the imminence...
Recurring memories emerge from the deep... of old secrets unforgotten sleep.
They sink beneath the surface just long enough for you to breathe.
Then return to choke you when you wake up alone.
Shredded inside... there's one place left to turn.
A long-term problem, a temporary remedy,
but fuck it all anyway you can pretend to be happy.
So many years of pathetic lies,
empty promises and unfulfilled dreams are scattered like dust into the winds.
Looking for the sun that eclipsed behind black feathered wings.
Tomorrow never comes, there was only ever one day... but now it's too late.
The inequity of fate
The pains of love and hate
The heart-sick memories
That brought you to your knees
And the times when we were young
When life seemed so long
Now you are left alone
Where did it all go wrong
Day after day
You burned it all away
(and it's too late)
All the hate that feeds your needs
All the sickness you conceive
All the horror you create
Will bring you to your knees
Anathema
Asleep is the rose, in tired innocence... dreaming time away.
Secure in the comfort of slumbers faint embrace.
Blissfully ignorant, unaware of the imminence...
Recurring memories emerge from the deep... of old secrets unforgotten sleep.
They sink beneath the surface just long enough for you to breathe.
Then return to choke you when you wake up alone.
Shredded inside... there's one place left to turn.
A long-term problem, a temporary remedy,
but fuck it all anyway you can pretend to be happy.
So many years of pathetic lies,
empty promises and unfulfilled dreams are scattered like dust into the winds.
Looking for the sun that eclipsed behind black feathered wings.
Tomorrow never comes, there was only ever one day... but now it's too late.
The inequity of fate
The pains of love and hate
The heart-sick memories
That brought you to your knees
And the times when we were young
When life seemed so long
Now you are left alone
Where did it all go wrong
Day after day
You burned it all away
(and it's too late)
All the hate that feeds your needs
All the sickness you conceive
All the horror you create
Will bring you to your knees
Anathema
Magnify
21-03-2008
What's brutal about the date is the scrutiny that you put each other through. Because whenever you think about this person in terms of the future, you have to magnify everything about them. You know, like the guy'll be like 'I don't think her eyebrows are even. Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?' And of course the woman's looking at the guy, thinking 'What is he looking at? Do I want somebody looking at me like this for the rest of my life?'
Seinfeld
What's brutal about the date is the scrutiny that you put each other through. Because whenever you think about this person in terms of the future, you have to magnify everything about them. You know, like the guy'll be like 'I don't think her eyebrows are even. Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?' And of course the woman's looking at the guy, thinking 'What is he looking at? Do I want somebody looking at me like this for the rest of my life?'
Seinfeld
Superhuman Law
20-03-2008
"For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency."
Eric Ambler
"For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency."
Eric Ambler
Life In Black
19-03-2008
Life in black
You never were there for me
No never at all
You never took care of me
You just watched me fall
Life in black
Life in black
I placed all my faith in you
I needed you here
Christ knows what i've got to do
To rid me of fear
Life in black
Life in black
You took me for everything
As long as I live
While there's still one breath in you
I'll never forgive
Halford
Life in black
You never were there for me
No never at all
You never took care of me
You just watched me fall
Life in black
Life in black
I placed all my faith in you
I needed you here
Christ knows what i've got to do
To rid me of fear
Life in black
Life in black
You took me for everything
As long as I live
While there's still one breath in you
I'll never forgive
Halford
No Cake
18-03-2008
Donna: Thanks again for the movie.
Jerry: You're welcome.
Donna: I'd invite you up, but the place is being painted.
Jerry: Oh, that's OK.
Donna: Unless you want to go to your place.
Jerry: OK, but there's no cake or anything, if that's what you're looking
for.
Seinfeld
Donna: Thanks again for the movie.
Jerry: You're welcome.
Donna: I'd invite you up, but the place is being painted.
Jerry: Oh, that's OK.
Donna: Unless you want to go to your place.
Jerry: OK, but there's no cake or anything, if that's what you're looking
for.
Seinfeld
Sense Of Self
17-03-2008
"Everyone needs a strong sense of self. It is our base of operations for everything that we do in life."
Julia T. Alvarez
"Everyone needs a strong sense of self. It is our base of operations for everything that we do in life."
Julia T. Alvarez
Curioso Clã
16-03-2008
Curioso Clã saltas do divã
Para que o dia dê quando pegas na pá
Curioso Clã ainda danças o tchan
Quando a moda já é vã e o mote já não dá
Curioso Clã saltas como uma rã
Fé ante fé até ao dia D
Curioso Clã
Corpo cristão em mente pagã
Afastas da tua mão um revólver com limão
Curioso Clã quem te viu já não te vê
Vendeste a tua alma a satã
P'ra apareceres na TV, queres fazer um CD
Que um dia te dê a fama do tchan
Curioso Clã o mundo é um écran
Que não te dá altos voos
Prende-te ao chão
E gira gira torna a girar
E tu só tens enjoos
Vendeste a tua alma a satã
Furioso Clã Glorioso Clã Duvidoso Clã
Curioso Clã já mordeste a maça
Era só um isco, o primeiro risco
Curioso Clã saltas como uma rã
Fé ante fé para que um dia dê
Para apareceres na TV
Para fazeres um CD
Para alcançares a glória do tchan
Curioso Clã despede satã
É ele que ao fim da semana
Te põe mel no chá
Afastas da tua mão um revólver com limão
Vendeste a tua alma a satã
Duvidoso Clã Curioso Clã Furioso Clã
Duvidoso Clã Curioso Clã Furioso Clã
Clã
Curioso Clã saltas do divã
Para que o dia dê quando pegas na pá
Curioso Clã ainda danças o tchan
Quando a moda já é vã e o mote já não dá
Curioso Clã saltas como uma rã
Fé ante fé até ao dia D
Curioso Clã
Corpo cristão em mente pagã
Afastas da tua mão um revólver com limão
Curioso Clã quem te viu já não te vê
Vendeste a tua alma a satã
P'ra apareceres na TV, queres fazer um CD
Que um dia te dê a fama do tchan
Curioso Clã o mundo é um écran
Que não te dá altos voos
Prende-te ao chão
E gira gira torna a girar
E tu só tens enjoos
Vendeste a tua alma a satã
Furioso Clã Glorioso Clã Duvidoso Clã
Curioso Clã já mordeste a maça
Era só um isco, o primeiro risco
Curioso Clã saltas como uma rã
Fé ante fé para que um dia dê
Para apareceres na TV
Para fazeres um CD
Para alcançares a glória do tchan
Curioso Clã despede satã
É ele que ao fim da semana
Te põe mel no chá
Afastas da tua mão um revólver com limão
Vendeste a tua alma a satã
Duvidoso Clã Curioso Clã Furioso Clã
Duvidoso Clã Curioso Clã Furioso Clã
Clã
Laundry
15-03-2008
"George: I can't stand doing laundry. That's why I have forty pairs of
underwear.
Carol: You do not.
George: Absolutely. Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying
underwear. My goal is to have over three hundred and sixty pair. That way, I
only have to do wash once a year. "
Seinfeld
"George: I can't stand doing laundry. That's why I have forty pairs of
underwear.
Carol: You do not.
George: Absolutely. Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying
underwear. My goal is to have over three hundred and sixty pair. That way, I
only have to do wash once a year. "
Seinfeld
Under Construction
14-03-2008
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
Noelie Altito
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
Noelie Altito
O Homem do Leme
13-03-2008
Sozinho na noite
um barco ruma para onde vai.
Uma luz no escuro brilha a direito
ofusca as demais.
E mais que uma onda, mais que uma maré...
Tentaram prendê-lo impor-lhe uma fé...
Mas, vogando à vontade, rompendo a saudade,
vai quem já nada teme, vai o homem do leme...
E uma vontade de rir nasce do fundo do ser.
E uma vontade de ir, correr o mundo e partir,
a vida é sempre a perder...
No fundo do mar
ja sem os outros, os que lá ficaram.
Em dias cinzentos
descanso eterno lá encontraram.
E mais que uma onda, mais que uma maré...
Tentaram prendê-lo, impor-lhe uma fé...
Mas, vogando à vontade, rompendo a saudade,
vai quem já nada teme, vai o homem do leme...
E uma vontade de rir nasce do fundo do ser.
E uma vontade de ir, correr o mundo e partir,
a vida é sempre a perder...
No fundo horizonte
sopra o murmúrio para onde vai.
No fundo do tempo
foge o futuro, é tarde demais...
E uma vontade de rir nasce do fundo do ser.
E uma vontade de ir, correr o mundo e partir,
a vida é sempre a perder...
Xutos & Pontapés
Sozinho na noite
um barco ruma para onde vai.
Uma luz no escuro brilha a direito
ofusca as demais.
E mais que uma onda, mais que uma maré...
Tentaram prendê-lo impor-lhe uma fé...
Mas, vogando à vontade, rompendo a saudade,
vai quem já nada teme, vai o homem do leme...
E uma vontade de rir nasce do fundo do ser.
E uma vontade de ir, correr o mundo e partir,
a vida é sempre a perder...
No fundo do mar
ja sem os outros, os que lá ficaram.
Em dias cinzentos
descanso eterno lá encontraram.
E mais que uma onda, mais que uma maré...
Tentaram prendê-lo, impor-lhe uma fé...
Mas, vogando à vontade, rompendo a saudade,
vai quem já nada teme, vai o homem do leme...
E uma vontade de rir nasce do fundo do ser.
E uma vontade de ir, correr o mundo e partir,
a vida é sempre a perder...
No fundo horizonte
sopra o murmúrio para onde vai.
No fundo do tempo
foge o futuro, é tarde demais...
E uma vontade de rir nasce do fundo do ser.
E uma vontade de ir, correr o mundo e partir,
a vida é sempre a perder...
Xutos & Pontapés
Come In, Hit And Get Out
12-03-2008
George: So then, as we were leaving, we were just kind of standing there,
and she was sort of smiling at me, and I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her
out, because when women smile at me I don't know what it means. Sometimes I
interpret it like they're Psychotic or something and I don't know if I'm
supposed to smile back, I don't know what to do. So I just stood there like -
remember how Quayle looked when Benson gave him that Kennedy line? - that's what
I looked like.
Jerry: So you didn't ask?
George: No, I froze.
Jerry: (Points to counter) Counter.
George: Oh yeah. So wait, wait. A half-hour later I'm back in the office,
I tell Lloyd the whole story. He says "So why don't you call her". I says "I
can't." I couldn't, I couldn't do it right then. For me to ask a woman out I
gotta get into a mental state like the karate guys before they break the bricks.
So Lloyd calls me a wuss.
Jerry: He said wuss?
George: Yeah. Anyway, he shamed me into it.
Jerry: So you called. (They sit at counter)
George: Right. And, and to cover my nervousness I started eating an apple,
because I think if they hear you chewing on the other end of the phone, it
makes you sound casual.
Jerry: Yeah, like a farm boy.
George: Right. So I call her up, I tell her it's me, she gives me an
enthusiastic 'Hi!'
Jerry: Wow. Enthusiastic 'Hi!', that's beautiful.
George: Oh, if I don't get the enthusiastic 'Hi!', I'm outta there.
Jerry: Alright, so you're chewing your apple, you got your enthusiastic
'Hi!' Go ahead.
George: So, we're talking, and I don't like to go too long before I ask them
out, I wanna get it over with right away, so I just blurt out "What are you
doing Saturday night?"
Jerry: And?
George: She bought.
Jerry: Great day in the morning.
George: Then I got off the phone right away.
Jerry: Sure, it's like robbing a bank: you don't loiter around in front of
the teller holding that big bag of money. You come in, you hit and get out.
Seinfeld
George: So then, as we were leaving, we were just kind of standing there,
and she was sort of smiling at me, and I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her
out, because when women smile at me I don't know what it means. Sometimes I
interpret it like they're Psychotic or something and I don't know if I'm
supposed to smile back, I don't know what to do. So I just stood there like -
remember how Quayle looked when Benson gave him that Kennedy line? - that's what
I looked like.
Jerry: So you didn't ask?
George: No, I froze.
Jerry: (Points to counter) Counter.
George: Oh yeah. So wait, wait. A half-hour later I'm back in the office,
I tell Lloyd the whole story. He says "So why don't you call her". I says "I
can't." I couldn't, I couldn't do it right then. For me to ask a woman out I
gotta get into a mental state like the karate guys before they break the bricks.
So Lloyd calls me a wuss.
Jerry: He said wuss?
George: Yeah. Anyway, he shamed me into it.
Jerry: So you called. (They sit at counter)
George: Right. And, and to cover my nervousness I started eating an apple,
because I think if they hear you chewing on the other end of the phone, it
makes you sound casual.
Jerry: Yeah, like a farm boy.
George: Right. So I call her up, I tell her it's me, she gives me an
enthusiastic 'Hi!'
Jerry: Wow. Enthusiastic 'Hi!', that's beautiful.
George: Oh, if I don't get the enthusiastic 'Hi!', I'm outta there.
Jerry: Alright, so you're chewing your apple, you got your enthusiastic
'Hi!' Go ahead.
George: So, we're talking, and I don't like to go too long before I ask them
out, I wanna get it over with right away, so I just blurt out "What are you
doing Saturday night?"
Jerry: And?
George: She bought.
Jerry: Great day in the morning.
George: Then I got off the phone right away.
Jerry: Sure, it's like robbing a bank: you don't loiter around in front of
the teller holding that big bag of money. You come in, you hit and get out.
Seinfeld
Time Left
11-03-2008
"Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to you."
Lisa Alther
"Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to you."
Lisa Alther
From One Fallen Soul To Another
10-03-2008
As I preach my blasphemy
My very soul is being torn
In this blood thirsty rage do I stand alone
Or are there others to speak so bluntly
One might be shackled
I'm not afraid of their attacks on my existance
Will be mine, this is mine
But what of the chil;d not given the choice
Is he sent
Is the child sent further into an endless
As endless is sent sent in this world
Never understanding his pain
Now always understanding his pain
Lies after countless lies
I will not worship nor respect an ancient option
Thus I must make this journey alone
If to be so bold is the devil then so be it
A Shroud Cast Over
As I preach my blasphemy
My very soul is being torn
In this blood thirsty rage do I stand alone
Or are there others to speak so bluntly
One might be shackled
I'm not afraid of their attacks on my existance
Will be mine, this is mine
But what of the chil;d not given the choice
Is he sent
Is the child sent further into an endless
As endless is sent sent in this world
Never understanding his pain
Now always understanding his pain
Lies after countless lies
I will not worship nor respect an ancient option
Thus I must make this journey alone
If to be so bold is the devil then so be it
A Shroud Cast Over
TV People
09-03-2008
The bad thing about television is that everybody you see on television is
doing something better than what you're doing. Did you ever see anybody on TV
like just sliding off the front of the sofa with potato chip crumbs on their
face? Some people have a little too much fun on television: the soda
commercial people - where do they summon this enthusiasm? Have you seen them?
"We have soda, we have soda, we have soda", jumping, laughing, flying through
the air - it's a can of soda. Have you ever been standing there and you're
watching TV and you're drinking the exact same product that they're advertising
right there on TV, and it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs,
jetskiing, girls in bikinis and I'm standing there - "Maybe I'm putting too much
ice in mine."
Seinfeld
The bad thing about television is that everybody you see on television is
doing something better than what you're doing. Did you ever see anybody on TV
like just sliding off the front of the sofa with potato chip crumbs on their
face? Some people have a little too much fun on television: the soda
commercial people - where do they summon this enthusiasm? Have you seen them?
"We have soda, we have soda, we have soda", jumping, laughing, flying through
the air - it's a can of soda. Have you ever been standing there and you're
watching TV and you're drinking the exact same product that they're advertising
right there on TV, and it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs,
jetskiing, girls in bikinis and I'm standing there - "Maybe I'm putting too much
ice in mine."
Seinfeld
Change
08-03-2008
"Change, when it comes, cracks everything open."
Dorothy Allison, O Magazine, January 2004
"Change, when it comes, cracks everything open."
Dorothy Allison, O Magazine, January 2004
The Gates Of Delirium
07-03-2008
Stand and fight we do consider
Reminded of an inner pact between us
That's seen as we go
And ride there
In motion
To fields in debts of honor
Defending
Stand the marchers soaring talons,
Peaceful lives will not deliver freedom,
Fighting we know,
Destroy oppression
The point to reaction
As leaders look to you
Attacking
Choose and renounce throwing chains to the floor.
Kill or be killing faster sins correct the flow.
Casting giant shadows off vast penetrating force
To alter via the war that seen
As friction spans the spirits wrath ascending (slowly) to redeem.
Wars that shout in screams of anguish,
Power spent passion bespoils our soul receiver,
Surely we know.
In glory
We rise to offer,
Create our freedom,
A word we utter,
A word.
Words cause our banner, victorious our day.
Will silence be promised as violence display?
The curse increased we fight the power
And live by it by day.
Our gods awake in thunderous roars,
And guide the leaders' hand in paths of glory to the cause.
Listen, should we fight forever
Knowing as we do know fear destroys?
Listen, should we leave our children?
Listen, our lives stare in silence;
Help us now.
Listen, your friends have been broken,
They tell us of your poison; now we know.
Kill them, give them as they give us.
Slay them, burn their childrens' laughter
On to hell.
The fist will run, grasp metal to gun.
The spirit sings in crashing tones,
We gain the battle drum.
Our cries will shrill, the air will moan and crash into the dawn.
The pen won't stay the demon's wings,
The hour approaches pounding out the Devil's sermon.
Soon, oh soon the light,
Pass within and soothe this endless night
And wait here for you,
Our reason to be here.
Soon, oh soon the time,
All we move to gain will reach and calm;
Our heart is open,
Our reason to be here.
Long ago, set into rhyme.
Soon, oh soon the light,
Ours to shape for all time,
Ours the right;
The sun will lead us,
Our reason to be here.
Soon, oh soon the light,
Ours to shape for all time,
Ours the right;
The sun will lead us,
Our reason to be here.
Yes
Stand and fight we do consider
Reminded of an inner pact between us
That's seen as we go
And ride there
In motion
To fields in debts of honor
Defending
Stand the marchers soaring talons,
Peaceful lives will not deliver freedom,
Fighting we know,
Destroy oppression
The point to reaction
As leaders look to you
Attacking
Choose and renounce throwing chains to the floor.
Kill or be killing faster sins correct the flow.
Casting giant shadows off vast penetrating force
To alter via the war that seen
As friction spans the spirits wrath ascending (slowly) to redeem.
Wars that shout in screams of anguish,
Power spent passion bespoils our soul receiver,
Surely we know.
In glory
We rise to offer,
Create our freedom,
A word we utter,
A word.
Words cause our banner, victorious our day.
Will silence be promised as violence display?
The curse increased we fight the power
And live by it by day.
Our gods awake in thunderous roars,
And guide the leaders' hand in paths of glory to the cause.
Listen, should we fight forever
Knowing as we do know fear destroys?
Listen, should we leave our children?
Listen, our lives stare in silence;
Help us now.
Listen, your friends have been broken,
They tell us of your poison; now we know.
Kill them, give them as they give us.
Slay them, burn their childrens' laughter
On to hell.
The fist will run, grasp metal to gun.
The spirit sings in crashing tones,
We gain the battle drum.
Our cries will shrill, the air will moan and crash into the dawn.
The pen won't stay the demon's wings,
The hour approaches pounding out the Devil's sermon.
Soon, oh soon the light,
Pass within and soothe this endless night
And wait here for you,
Our reason to be here.
Soon, oh soon the time,
All we move to gain will reach and calm;
Our heart is open,
Our reason to be here.
Long ago, set into rhyme.
Soon, oh soon the light,
Ours to shape for all time,
Ours the right;
The sun will lead us,
Our reason to be here.
Soon, oh soon the light,
Ours to shape for all time,
Ours the right;
The sun will lead us,
Our reason to be here.
Yes
Hunger II
06-03-2008
Jerry: Hunger will make people do amazing things. I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism. Cannibalism, what do they say, I mean, they're eating and, you know, "This is good, who is this? I like this person". You know, I mean, I would think the hardest thing about being a cannibal is trying to get some very deep sleep, you know what I mean? I would think, you'd be like, (pretending to fall asleep) "Who is that? Who's there? Who's there? Is somebody there? What do you want? What do you want? You look hungry, are you hungry? Get out of here!"
Seinfeld
Jerry: Hunger will make people do amazing things. I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism. Cannibalism, what do they say, I mean, they're eating and, you know, "This is good, who is this? I like this person". You know, I mean, I would think the hardest thing about being a cannibal is trying to get some very deep sleep, you know what I mean? I would think, you'd be like, (pretending to fall asleep) "Who is that? Who's there? Who's there? Is somebody there? What do you want? What do you want? You look hungry, are you hungry? Get out of here!"
Seinfeld
A Hundred
05-03-2008
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
Woody Allen - US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - )
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
Woody Allen - US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - )
I Don't Even Know Myself
04-03-2008
There's nothing in the way I walk that could tell you where I'm going,
There's nothing in the words I speak that can betray anything I'm knowing,
Don't think about the way I dress, you can fit me on a labelled shelf,
Don't pretend that you know me 'cause I don't even know myself,
Ooh I don't know myself.
I don't mind if you try once in a while,
I don't mind if I cry once in a while,
The doors aren't shut as tight as they might seem,
I'm just trying to fight my way out of this dream.
Don't listen to the words I say, weighing up if I'm enlightened,
Don't shiver as you pass me by, 'cause mister I'm the one who's frightened,
The police just came and left, they wanted me and no one else,
Don't pretend that you know me 'cause I don't even know myself,
I said I don't know myself.
I don't mind if you try once in a while,
I don't mind if I cry once in a while,
The doors aren't shut as tight as they might seem,
I'm just trying to fight my way out of this dream.
Do you remember me, I don't remember you,
Do you still love me, you know I think you do,
I have been gone, and some prison warden knows my scream,
I'm just trying to fight my way out of this dream.
There's only five who know my real name,
And my mother don't believe they know it,
What she called me is the way I'm staying,
And no one'll ever know it,
Come on all of you big boys, come on all of you elves,
Don't pretend that you know me 'cause I don't even know myself,
I said I don't know myself.
I don't mind if you try once in a while,
And I don't mind if I cry once in a while.
The Who
There's nothing in the way I walk that could tell you where I'm going,
There's nothing in the words I speak that can betray anything I'm knowing,
Don't think about the way I dress, you can fit me on a labelled shelf,
Don't pretend that you know me 'cause I don't even know myself,
Ooh I don't know myself.
I don't mind if you try once in a while,
I don't mind if I cry once in a while,
The doors aren't shut as tight as they might seem,
I'm just trying to fight my way out of this dream.
Don't listen to the words I say, weighing up if I'm enlightened,
Don't shiver as you pass me by, 'cause mister I'm the one who's frightened,
The police just came and left, they wanted me and no one else,
Don't pretend that you know me 'cause I don't even know myself,
I said I don't know myself.
I don't mind if you try once in a while,
I don't mind if I cry once in a while,
The doors aren't shut as tight as they might seem,
I'm just trying to fight my way out of this dream.
Do you remember me, I don't remember you,
Do you still love me, you know I think you do,
I have been gone, and some prison warden knows my scream,
I'm just trying to fight my way out of this dream.
There's only five who know my real name,
And my mother don't believe they know it,
What she called me is the way I'm staying,
And no one'll ever know it,
Come on all of you big boys, come on all of you elves,
Don't pretend that you know me 'cause I don't even know myself,
I said I don't know myself.
I don't mind if you try once in a while,
And I don't mind if I cry once in a while.
The Who
Bermuda Triangle
03-02-2008
"Jerry: Oh my god, Lorraine... that's Lorraine from my uncle's office. I'm
in big big trouble.
Elaine: The one you broke the plans with tonight?
Jerry: Yeah, she works in his office. Now she's gonna see him tomorrow
and tell him she saw me here tonight. He's gonna tell his wife, his wife's
gonna call my mother. Oh, this is bad, you don't know, the chain reaction
of calls this is gonna set off. New York, Long Island, Florida, it's like
the Bermuda Triangle. Unfortunetaly, nobody ever disappears."
Seinfeld
"Jerry: Oh my god, Lorraine... that's Lorraine from my uncle's office. I'm
in big big trouble.
Elaine: The one you broke the plans with tonight?
Jerry: Yeah, she works in his office. Now she's gonna see him tomorrow
and tell him she saw me here tonight. He's gonna tell his wife, his wife's
gonna call my mother. Oh, this is bad, you don't know, the chain reaction
of calls this is gonna set off. New York, Long Island, Florida, it's like
the Bermuda Triangle. Unfortunetaly, nobody ever disappears."
Seinfeld
Explosion
02-03-2008
"When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to be more impressive than the outburst of the most violent amongst us."
Margery Allingham, Death of a Ghost, 1934
"When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to be more impressive than the outburst of the most violent amongst us."
Margery Allingham, Death of a Ghost, 1934
Die For My Sins
01-03-2008
You're living in a lie, your tears, repentance fills your eyes
Your life is not what it seems to be
For you breed agony
Your tortured mind will cry out, take my soul
Die for me, die for my sins for I've seen
My cold and bitter end
Trapped illusions of your fate
Your end is only what you've made
Return and taste reality again
Your sudden faith is all in vain
Your withered voice is chanting
I'm impure
Die for me, die for my sins for I've seen
My cold and bitter end
Standing at the altar, hands in prayer
Your crystal image shatters despair
Suffering no one can help you now
Betrayed by your worn and tattered vows
You're living in a lie, your tears, repentance fills your eyes
Your life stands for nothing but your shame
No one else will bear your blame
My mortal life of anguish I've endured
Die for me, die for my sins for I've seen
My cold and bitter end
As you feel the lies hypocrisy chokes the life from you
Die for me, die only for me
Now ....... DIE
Sanctuary
You're living in a lie, your tears, repentance fills your eyes
Your life is not what it seems to be
For you breed agony
Your tortured mind will cry out, take my soul
Die for me, die for my sins for I've seen
My cold and bitter end
Trapped illusions of your fate
Your end is only what you've made
Return and taste reality again
Your sudden faith is all in vain
Your withered voice is chanting
I'm impure
Die for me, die for my sins for I've seen
My cold and bitter end
Standing at the altar, hands in prayer
Your crystal image shatters despair
Suffering no one can help you now
Betrayed by your worn and tattered vows
You're living in a lie, your tears, repentance fills your eyes
Your life stands for nothing but your shame
No one else will bear your blame
My mortal life of anguish I've endured
Die for me, die for my sins for I've seen
My cold and bitter end
As you feel the lies hypocrisy chokes the life from you
Die for me, die only for me
Now ....... DIE
Sanctuary
I'm Batman
29-02-2008
Jerry: So what happened with Tatianna?
George: I shouldn't even tell you this.
Jerry: Come on...
George: Well, after dinner last week, she invites me back to her apartment.
Jerry: I'm with you.
George: Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom. It's like right there, you know, it's not even down a little hall or off in an alcove. You understand? There's no... buffer zone. So, we start to fool around, and it's the first time, and it's early in the going. And I begin to percieve this impending... intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm gonna have to stop. And as this is happening I'm thinking, even if I can somehow manage to momentarily... extricate myself from the precedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me with the privacy that I know I'm going to need...
Jerry: This could only happen to you.
George: So I finally stop and say, "Tatianna, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think it would be best if I left".
Jerry: You said this to her after.
George: No. During.
Jerry: Oh, boy.
George: Yeah.
Jerry: Wow! So...?
George: So I'm dressing and she's staring up at me, struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events. I don't know what to say to reassure this woman, and worst of all, I don't have the time to say it. The only excuse she might possibly have accepted is if I told her I am in reality Batman, and I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat-Signal.
Seinfeld
Jerry: So what happened with Tatianna?
George: I shouldn't even tell you this.
Jerry: Come on...
George: Well, after dinner last week, she invites me back to her apartment.
Jerry: I'm with you.
George: Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom. It's like right there, you know, it's not even down a little hall or off in an alcove. You understand? There's no... buffer zone. So, we start to fool around, and it's the first time, and it's early in the going. And I begin to percieve this impending... intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm gonna have to stop. And as this is happening I'm thinking, even if I can somehow manage to momentarily... extricate myself from the precedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me with the privacy that I know I'm going to need...
Jerry: This could only happen to you.
George: So I finally stop and say, "Tatianna, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think it would be best if I left".
Jerry: You said this to her after.
George: No. During.
Jerry: Oh, boy.
George: Yeah.
Jerry: Wow! So...?
George: So I'm dressing and she's staring up at me, struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events. I don't know what to say to reassure this woman, and worst of all, I don't have the time to say it. The only excuse she might possibly have accepted is if I told her I am in reality Batman, and I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat-Signal.
Seinfeld
Misery, Loneliness And Suffering
28-02-2008
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
Woody Allen - US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - )
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
Woody Allen - US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - )
Bibles And Guns
27-02-2008
They want to see our castles burning
False religions from a wicked spell
Commit crimes in ice cold blood
The tortured souls to dwell
Born dead creatures live again
Paralyzed to kill themselves
Reality that disappears
Forever buried dreams
The hate is spreading far away
Or in the neighbourhood maybe
When even life's collapse begins
Just what we need
Bibles and guns
Seems like a monumental struggle
Of good and mighty evil
Everlasting devastation
Until the death redeemed
Born dead creatures live again
Paralyzed to kill themselves
Reality that disappears
Forever buried dreams
The hate is spreading far away
Or in the neighbourhood maybe
When even life's collapse begins
Just what we need
Bibles and guns
The debris covered our hope
To sleep the endless sleep
Peace no longer rest in my brain
My victim just for me
Born dead creatures live again
Paralyzed to kill themselves
Reality that disappears
Forever buried dreams
The hate is spreading far away
Or in the neighbourhood maybe
When even life's collapse begins
Just what we need
The hate is spreading far away
Or in the neighbourhood maybe
When even life's collapse begins
Just what we need
Bibles and guns
Bibles and guns
Bibles and guns
Bibles and guns
Sodom
They want to see our castles burning
False religions from a wicked spell
Commit crimes in ice cold blood
The tortured souls to dwell
Born dead creatures live again
Paralyzed to kill themselves
Reality that disappears
Forever buried dreams
The hate is spreading far away
Or in the neighbourhood maybe
When even life's collapse begins
Just what we need
Bibles and guns
Seems like a monumental struggle
Of good and mighty evil
Everlasting devastation
Until the death redeemed
Born dead creatures live again
Paralyzed to kill themselves
Reality that disappears
Forever buried dreams
The hate is spreading far away
Or in the neighbourhood maybe
When even life's collapse begins
Just what we need
Bibles and guns
The debris covered our hope
To sleep the endless sleep
Peace no longer rest in my brain
My victim just for me
Born dead creatures live again
Paralyzed to kill themselves
Reality that disappears
Forever buried dreams
The hate is spreading far away
Or in the neighbourhood maybe
When even life's collapse begins
Just what we need
The hate is spreading far away
Or in the neighbourhood maybe
When even life's collapse begins
Just what we need
Bibles and guns
Bibles and guns
Bibles and guns
Bibles and guns
Sodom
Blow
26-02-2008
"Elaine: Ya know, It's not fair people are seated First Come First Served,
it should be based on who's hungriest. I feel like just going over there
and taking some food off somebody's plate.
Jerry: I'll tell you what, there's 50 bucks in it for you if you do it.
Elaine: What do you mean?
Jerry: You walk over that table, you pick up an eggroll, you don't say
anything, you eat it, say 'thank you very much', wipe your mouth, walk
away- I give you 50 bucks.
George: What are they gonna do?
Jerry: They won't do anything; in fact, you'll be giving them a story to
tell for the rest of their lives.
Elaine: 50 bucks, You'll give me 50 bucks?
Jerry: 50 bucks. That table over there, the three couples.
Elaine: OK, I don't wanna go over there and do it, and then come back here
and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on
it or something...
Jerry: No, no tricks.
Elaine: Should I do it, George?
George: For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow."
Seinfeld
"Elaine: Ya know, It's not fair people are seated First Come First Served,
it should be based on who's hungriest. I feel like just going over there
and taking some food off somebody's plate.
Jerry: I'll tell you what, there's 50 bucks in it for you if you do it.
Elaine: What do you mean?
Jerry: You walk over that table, you pick up an eggroll, you don't say
anything, you eat it, say 'thank you very much', wipe your mouth, walk
away- I give you 50 bucks.
George: What are they gonna do?
Jerry: They won't do anything; in fact, you'll be giving them a story to
tell for the rest of their lives.
Elaine: 50 bucks, You'll give me 50 bucks?
Jerry: 50 bucks. That table over there, the three couples.
Elaine: OK, I don't wanna go over there and do it, and then come back here
and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on
it or something...
Jerry: No, no tricks.
Elaine: Should I do it, George?
George: For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow."
Seinfeld
Wagner
25-02-2008
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
Woody Allen - US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - )
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
Woody Allen - US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - )
Don't Bang The Drum
24-02-2008
Well here we are in a special place
what are you gonna do here?
Now we stand in a special place
what will you do here?
What show of soul are we gonna get from you?
It could be deliverance, or history
under these skies so blue
could be something true,
But if I know you you'll bang the drum
like monkeys do
Here we are in a fabulous place
What are you gonna dream here?
We are standing in this fabulous place
What are you gonna play here?
I know you love the high life, you love to leap around
You love to beat your chest and make your sound
but not here man - this is sacred ground
with a Power flowing through
And if know you you'll bang the drum
like monkeys do
Here we stand on a rocky shore
Your father stood here before you
I can see his ghost explore you
I can feel the sea implore you
Not to pass on by
Not to walk on by
and not to try
Just to let it come
Don't bang the drum
Just let it come
Don't bang the drum
Just let it come
Don't bang the drum
Do you know how to let it come now?
don't bang the drum
Just let it come now..
don't bang the drum...
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
The Waterboys
Well here we are in a special place
what are you gonna do here?
Now we stand in a special place
what will you do here?
What show of soul are we gonna get from you?
It could be deliverance, or history
under these skies so blue
could be something true,
But if I know you you'll bang the drum
like monkeys do
Here we are in a fabulous place
What are you gonna dream here?
We are standing in this fabulous place
What are you gonna play here?
I know you love the high life, you love to leap around
You love to beat your chest and make your sound
but not here man - this is sacred ground
with a Power flowing through
And if know you you'll bang the drum
like monkeys do
Here we stand on a rocky shore
Your father stood here before you
I can see his ghost explore you
I can feel the sea implore you
Not to pass on by
Not to walk on by
and not to try
Just to let it come
Don't bang the drum
Just let it come
Don't bang the drum
Just let it come
Don't bang the drum
Do you know how to let it come now?
don't bang the drum
Just let it come now..
don't bang the drum...
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
Don't bang the drum
The Waterboys
Hunger
23-02-2008
"Elaine: Did you ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a
table? They think they're so special because they've been chosen. It's
enough to make you sick.
Jerry: Boy, you are really hungry."
Seinfeld
"Elaine: Did you ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a
table? They think they're so special because they've been chosen. It's
enough to make you sick.
Jerry: Boy, you are really hungry."
Seinfeld
Cycle
22-02-2008
"In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation."
Roger Allen
"In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation."
Roger Allen
Hey Stoopid
21-02-2008
Hey bro, take it slow
You ain't livin' in a video
You're flying low with a high velocity
No doubt, you're stressin' out
That ain't what rock n' roll's about
Get off that one way trip down lonely street
Now I know you've been kicked around
You ain't alone in this ugly town
You stick a needle in your arm
You bite the dust, you buy the farm
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
What ya tryin' to do
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
They win you lose
Hey, hye, hey, hey, hey stoopid
C'mon girl, it's a better day
Get your foot out of that grave
Don't let that one love tear your world apart
C'mon babe, kick that stuff
Show the street it ain't so tough
Quit lyin' around with a crippled, broken heart
Now I know you've been seeing red
Don't put a pistol to your head
sometimes your answer's heaven sent
Your way is so damn permanent
This ain't your daddy talkin'
You know, I know
Your story ain't so shocking
You know, I know
Blow some steam
C'mon and scream
Alice Cooper
Hey bro, take it slow
You ain't livin' in a video
You're flying low with a high velocity
No doubt, you're stressin' out
That ain't what rock n' roll's about
Get off that one way trip down lonely street
Now I know you've been kicked around
You ain't alone in this ugly town
You stick a needle in your arm
You bite the dust, you buy the farm
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
What ya tryin' to do
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
They win you lose
Hey, hye, hey, hey, hey stoopid
C'mon girl, it's a better day
Get your foot out of that grave
Don't let that one love tear your world apart
C'mon babe, kick that stuff
Show the street it ain't so tough
Quit lyin' around with a crippled, broken heart
Now I know you've been seeing red
Don't put a pistol to your head
sometimes your answer's heaven sent
Your way is so damn permanent
This ain't your daddy talkin'
You know, I know
Your story ain't so shocking
You know, I know
Blow some steam
C'mon and scream
Alice Cooper
Nobody Listens
20-02-2008
"Elaine: No, they just got to get more cops on the force, it's as simple as
that.
George: Cops. I don't even care about cops. I wanna see more garbage men.
It's much more important. All I wanna see are garbage trucks, garbage
cans and garbage men. You're never gonna stop crime, we should at least be
clean.
Jerry: I tell you what they sould do, they should combine the two jobs,
make it one job, 'cop\garbage man'. I always see cops walking around with
nothing to do. Grab a broom! Start sweeping. You sweep sweep sweep...
catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping.
Elaine: You should run for mayor.
Jerry: Ehh, nobody listens."
Seinfeld
"Elaine: No, they just got to get more cops on the force, it's as simple as
that.
George: Cops. I don't even care about cops. I wanna see more garbage men.
It's much more important. All I wanna see are garbage trucks, garbage
cans and garbage men. You're never gonna stop crime, we should at least be
clean.
Jerry: I tell you what they sould do, they should combine the two jobs,
make it one job, 'cop\garbage man'. I always see cops walking around with
nothing to do. Grab a broom! Start sweeping. You sweep sweep sweep...
catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping.
Elaine: You should run for mayor.
Jerry: Ehh, nobody listens."
Seinfeld
Forevermore
19-02-2008
The Wise Man said to me:
"All the suffering is hard to bear because we live the present thinking it will last forever"
The Wise Man said to me:
"All the suffering is hard to bear because we live the present thinking it will last forever"
People Are People
18-02-2008
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
So were different colours
And were different creeds
And different people
Have different needs
Its obvious you hate me
Though Ive done nothing wrong
Ive never even met you
So what could I have done
I cant understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
Help me understand
Help me understand
Now youre punching
And youre kicking
And youre shouting at me
And Im relying on your common decency
So far it hasnt surfaced
But Im sure it exists
It just takes a while to travel
From your head to your fist (head to your fists)
I cant understand what makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
I cant understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
I cant understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
I cant understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
I cant understand (people are people)
What makes a man (why should it be)
Hate another man
Help me understand...
Depeche Mode
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
So were different colours
And were different creeds
And different people
Have different needs
Its obvious you hate me
Though Ive done nothing wrong
Ive never even met you
So what could I have done
I cant understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
Help me understand
Help me understand
Now youre punching
And youre kicking
And youre shouting at me
And Im relying on your common decency
So far it hasnt surfaced
But Im sure it exists
It just takes a while to travel
From your head to your fist (head to your fists)
I cant understand what makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
I cant understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
I cant understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
I cant understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
I cant understand (people are people)
What makes a man (why should it be)
Hate another man
Help me understand...
Depeche Mode
Got'Ya!
17-02-2008
Jerry: (A couple of days ago I used a public phone), go over time on the call, hang up the phone, walk away. You've had this happen? Phone rings.
It's the phone company... they want more money. Don't you love this? And you got them right where you want them for the first time in your life.
You're on the street, there's nothing they can do. I like to let it ring a few times, you know, let her sweat a little over there, then I just pick it up, "yeah, operator... oh, I got the money... I got the money right here... D'you hear that? (taps on microphone) That's a quarter. Yeah, you want that don't you?"
Seinfeld
Jerry: (A couple of days ago I used a public phone), go over time on the call, hang up the phone, walk away. You've had this happen? Phone rings.
It's the phone company... they want more money. Don't you love this? And you got them right where you want them for the first time in your life.
You're on the street, there's nothing they can do. I like to let it ring a few times, you know, let her sweat a little over there, then I just pick it up, "yeah, operator... oh, I got the money... I got the money right here... D'you hear that? (taps on microphone) That's a quarter. Yeah, you want that don't you?"
Seinfeld
Optimist's Success
16-02-2008
Many (times) an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
Robert G. Allen
Many (times) an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
Robert G. Allen
Tush
15-02-2008
I been up, I been down.
Take my word, my way around.
I aint askin for much.
I said, lord, take me downtown,
Im just lookin for some tush.
I been bad, I been good,
Dallas, texas, hollywood.
I aint askin for much.
I said, lord, take me downtown,
Im just lookin for some tush.
Take me back way back home,
Not by myself, not alone.
I aint askin for much.
I said, lord, take me downtown,
Im just lookin for some tush.
ZZ Top
I been up, I been down.
Take my word, my way around.
I aint askin for much.
I said, lord, take me downtown,
Im just lookin for some tush.
I been bad, I been good,
Dallas, texas, hollywood.
I aint askin for much.
I said, lord, take me downtown,
Im just lookin for some tush.
Take me back way back home,
Not by myself, not alone.
I aint askin for much.
I said, lord, take me downtown,
Im just lookin for some tush.
ZZ Top
Wrestling
14-02-2008
"To me the greatest job in professional wrestling is the referee. This is a great job. Here you are, you're a referee in a sport with no rules of any kind. How can you screw that up?"What do you have there? A chair to hang him up? Fine. And you? Automatic weapons? Go ahead, do whatever you like. There's no rules, go ahead." Who thought up professional wrestling? I mean, if there was no professional wrestling, you think you could came up with this idea? "Hey wait, I have this great idea. Why don't we have huge guys in bathing suits pretending to fight? Millions of people will come out to see this"
Seinfeld
"To me the greatest job in professional wrestling is the referee. This is a great job. Here you are, you're a referee in a sport with no rules of any kind. How can you screw that up?"What do you have there? A chair to hang him up? Fine. And you? Automatic weapons? Go ahead, do whatever you like. There's no rules, go ahead." Who thought up professional wrestling? I mean, if there was no professional wrestling, you think you could came up with this idea? "Hey wait, I have this great idea. Why don't we have huge guys in bathing suits pretending to fight? Millions of people will come out to see this"
Seinfeld
The Power Is Yours
13-02-2008
"You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you."
James Lane Allen
"You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you."
James Lane Allen
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