02-02-2009
You think you see me, in the glass
You think you hear me, you better listen fast,
I think I see you, gone to seed,
The only reasons, were your guilt and greed,
You're out there on your own,
Your face turned to stone,
Whatever happened to your life?
Stone Dead Forever
It's been a long time, been a long long wait,
And you've caught your fingers, in the Pearly Gates,
You'd better leave your number, and we'll call you,
You know your problems, ain't exactly new,
The wrong side of the fold,
Your touch has turned to gold,
Whatever happened to your life?
Stone Dead Forever
You're a financial wizard, a top tycoon,
A sweet lounge lizard, with a silver spoon,
You know you never had it, quite so good,
'Cos you didn't know, that you even could,
But the time has come to pay,
Turns out to have been a play,
Whatever happened to your life?
Stone Dead Forever
Motörhead
Sunday, October 11, 2009
That's Funny...
01-02-2009
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Isaac Asimov - US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Isaac Asimov - US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)
The Answer
31-01-2009
Tyler Durden: My dad never went to college, so it was real important that I go.
Narrator: Sounds familiar.
Tyler Durden: So I graduate, I call him up long distance, I say "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job."
Narrator: Same here.
Tyler Durden: Now I'm 25, make my yearly call again. I say Dad, "Now what?" He says, "I don't know, get married."
Narrator: I can't get married, I'm a 30 year old boy.
Tyler Durden: We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
Fight Club
Tyler Durden: My dad never went to college, so it was real important that I go.
Narrator: Sounds familiar.
Tyler Durden: So I graduate, I call him up long distance, I say "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job."
Narrator: Same here.
Tyler Durden: Now I'm 25, make my yearly call again. I say Dad, "Now what?" He says, "I don't know, get married."
Narrator: I can't get married, I'm a 30 year old boy.
Tyler Durden: We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
Fight Club
Suffer In Truth
30-01-2009
tortured soul ripping skin into ashes
blind by pain deaf by lies
smell of freedom violently cuts
forgiveness
power to a being never dies
suffer in truth's narrow passage saw
weak solutions stabbed to now know
the smile of obliterations face
penetrating through the void of life
a dance with the dead
buried in oblivion stolen from the mind
constant starving never fed
contamined life is fading
laughing in my face
suffer in deception
manipulated not to feel
slain beleifs abandoned dreams
a life of misery
suffer in truth
the wounds of a soul in pain
a mirror of life
dreams all in vain
life will always be sealed
i see ... unseen
i feel ... unseen
suffer in truth
Meshuggah
tortured soul ripping skin into ashes
blind by pain deaf by lies
smell of freedom violently cuts
forgiveness
power to a being never dies
suffer in truth's narrow passage saw
weak solutions stabbed to now know
the smile of obliterations face
penetrating through the void of life
a dance with the dead
buried in oblivion stolen from the mind
constant starving never fed
contamined life is fading
laughing in my face
suffer in deception
manipulated not to feel
slain beleifs abandoned dreams
a life of misery
suffer in truth
the wounds of a soul in pain
a mirror of life
dreams all in vain
life will always be sealed
i see ... unseen
i feel ... unseen
suffer in truth
Meshuggah
State Actions
29-01-2009
"A state is not a mere society, having a common place, established for the prevention of mutual crime and for the sake of exchange...Political society exists for the sake of noble actions, and not of mere companionship."
Aristotle, Politics - Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
"A state is not a mere society, having a common place, established for the prevention of mutual crime and for the sake of exchange...Political society exists for the sake of noble actions, and not of mere companionship."
Aristotle, Politics - Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
Air Transplant
28-01-2009
Jerry: ....hair that was on your shower soap today could be in your head tomorrow. How did they do the first transplant? Did they have the guy take a shower , get his soap , rush it in there by helicopter, you know, keep the soap alive on the soap support system ....looks it over. "We got the hair but I think we lost the Zest."
....rejects the transplant with organs.
Is it possible that a head could reject the hair transplant . Guy just standin' there and suddenly... Bink! ( motions hair flying out of his head)........lands in someone's frozen yogurt.
Seinfeld
Jerry: ....hair that was on your shower soap today could be in your head tomorrow. How did they do the first transplant? Did they have the guy take a shower , get his soap , rush it in there by helicopter, you know, keep the soap alive on the soap support system ....looks it over. "We got the hair but I think we lost the Zest."
....rejects the transplant with organs.
Is it possible that a head could reject the hair transplant . Guy just standin' there and suddenly... Bink! ( motions hair flying out of his head)........lands in someone's frozen yogurt.
Seinfeld
Afterlife
27-01-2009
Beyond the sea of faces, admist the staring eyes
despite distance, time and places, is a fear we can`t disguise
Trying to remember, a childhood memory
The echo of the voices, I can hear you calling me
How was I to know so long ago
you would not be here, to pick me up when I`m down
and all before my life is gone I will try to understand
The ending I fear is my own
Will I see you again in the afterlife, in the heavens high above?
Will you remember me in the afterlife, will you show me where to go?
and I`ll never understand, until I se you again in the afterlife
Will I see you again in the afterlife, will you recall my name?
you were all that I know and I`m never letting go
you`re forever in my heart and in my soul
Can`t fight the sadness and regret,
I`ll never know how to show you I care
all of the words I meant to say
now I`l have to tell some other way
Can`t fight the sadness and regret,
I`ll never know how to show you I care
all of the words I meant to say
now I`l have to tell some other way
Will I see you again, in the afterlife.....
Magnitude 9
Beyond the sea of faces, admist the staring eyes
despite distance, time and places, is a fear we can`t disguise
Trying to remember, a childhood memory
The echo of the voices, I can hear you calling me
How was I to know so long ago
you would not be here, to pick me up when I`m down
and all before my life is gone I will try to understand
The ending I fear is my own
Will I see you again in the afterlife, in the heavens high above?
Will you remember me in the afterlife, will you show me where to go?
and I`ll never understand, until I se you again in the afterlife
Will I see you again in the afterlife, will you recall my name?
you were all that I know and I`m never letting go
you`re forever in my heart and in my soul
Can`t fight the sadness and regret,
I`ll never know how to show you I care
all of the words I meant to say
now I`l have to tell some other way
Can`t fight the sadness and regret,
I`ll never know how to show you I care
all of the words I meant to say
now I`l have to tell some other way
Will I see you again, in the afterlife.....
Magnitude 9
Inhumanity
26-01-2009
"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest."
Isaac Asimov - US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)
"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest."
Isaac Asimov - US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)
Warning
25-01-2009
Tyler Durden: Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler.
Fight Club
Tyler Durden: Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler.
Fight Club
Mysterons
24-01-2009
Inside your pretending
Crimes have been swept aside
Somewhere where they can forget
Divine upper reaches
Still holding on
This ocean will not be grasped
All for nothing
Did you really want
Did you really want
Did you really want
Did you really want
Refuse to surrender
Strung out until ripped apart
Who dares, dares to condemn
All for nothing
Did you really want
Did you really want
Did you really want
Did you really want
Portishead
Inside your pretending
Crimes have been swept aside
Somewhere where they can forget
Divine upper reaches
Still holding on
This ocean will not be grasped
All for nothing
Did you really want
Did you really want
Did you really want
Did you really want
Refuse to surrender
Strung out until ripped apart
Who dares, dares to condemn
All for nothing
Did you really want
Did you really want
Did you really want
Did you really want
Portishead
The Power Of Time
23-01-2009
"Time crumbles things; everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten through the lapse of Time."
Aristotle, Physics - Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
"Time crumbles things; everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten through the lapse of Time."
Aristotle, Physics - Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
85
22-01-2009
[Jerry sees George from the window.]
Jerry: Hey Georgie!
George: Coming up.
Jerry: How did you do on the IQ test?!(Elaine did George's test)
George: 85!
Jerry: What?!!
George: 85, Jerry! 85 IQ !
[Jerry laughs.]
Elaine: 85?
Jerry: Well, well, well...
Elaine: He's coming up?
Jerry: Well, I'm no genius, but according to my calculations he should be here in a few seconds.
Elaine: Yeah, but an 85, that's ridiculous.
Jerry: Well, maybe the test was gender bias, you know a lot of questions about hunting and testicles...
Seinfeld
[Jerry sees George from the window.]
Jerry: Hey Georgie!
George: Coming up.
Jerry: How did you do on the IQ test?!(Elaine did George's test)
George: 85!
Jerry: What?!!
George: 85, Jerry! 85 IQ !
[Jerry laughs.]
Elaine: 85?
Jerry: Well, well, well...
Elaine: He's coming up?
Jerry: Well, I'm no genius, but according to my calculations he should be here in a few seconds.
Elaine: Yeah, but an 85, that's ridiculous.
Jerry: Well, maybe the test was gender bias, you know a lot of questions about hunting and testicles...
Seinfeld
Diz Quem Diz
21-01-2009
Quem diz para diz não pares
Esta bem porque não?
Quem diz corre diz não corras
Tem toda a razão...
Quem diz cursa diz não curses
Cá por mim esta bem...
Assim diz pensas quem não pensa
Esta certo também...
Por mim esta bem
Peco tréguas
Silabas
Sete batidas
Com gatos de sete léguas
E botas de sete vidas
Se alguém diz que sabe
Di-lo por dizer
Que tudo o que se sabe só cabe
No que não se ? capaz de dizer
Quem diz seca diz não seques
Esta bem porque não?
Não perturbes quem diz turba
Com toda a razão...
Se quem diz trai diz não traias
Ca por mim esta bem...
Assim quem diz põe diz nao ponhas
Esta certo também...
Por mim esta bem
Peco tréguas
Silabas
Sete batidas
Com gatos de sete léguas
E botas de sete vidas
Se alguém diz que sabe
Di-lo por dizer
Que tudo o que se sabe só cabe no que
Nao se é capaz de dizer
Nao se é capaz de dizer
E a mais, nao
Nao é obrigado
Quem diz mais do que sabe
Quem mais do que é capaz
Tanto mais do que é capaz, de dizer
Rádio Macau
Quem diz para diz não pares
Esta bem porque não?
Quem diz corre diz não corras
Tem toda a razão...
Quem diz cursa diz não curses
Cá por mim esta bem...
Assim diz pensas quem não pensa
Esta certo também...
Por mim esta bem
Peco tréguas
Silabas
Sete batidas
Com gatos de sete léguas
E botas de sete vidas
Se alguém diz que sabe
Di-lo por dizer
Que tudo o que se sabe só cabe
No que não se ? capaz de dizer
Quem diz seca diz não seques
Esta bem porque não?
Não perturbes quem diz turba
Com toda a razão...
Se quem diz trai diz não traias
Ca por mim esta bem...
Assim quem diz põe diz nao ponhas
Esta certo também...
Por mim esta bem
Peco tréguas
Silabas
Sete batidas
Com gatos de sete léguas
E botas de sete vidas
Se alguém diz que sabe
Di-lo por dizer
Que tudo o que se sabe só cabe no que
Nao se é capaz de dizer
Nao se é capaz de dizer
E a mais, nao
Nao é obrigado
Quem diz mais do que sabe
Quem mais do que é capaz
Tanto mais do que é capaz, de dizer
Rádio Macau
Sense Of Morals
19-01-2009
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
Isaac Asimov - US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
Isaac Asimov - US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)
Fragment
18-01-2009
"- Who are you?
- I'm an excerpt. A fragment of you.
- Who are you?
- I am your guide, the password that will open the door.
- The door?
- Yes. From an unknown time, from the ends of time, at this place, the origin of all collected tales... you and I will open the door.
- I won't open it because I am myself.
- I am also myself. But you will understand once you knock on the door. Once you knock and open the door you will understand. You are me and I am you. It is only together that our true selves are realized. We are connected like notes and music, like the letters and writing. The place where you stand right now shows your present self. The place where I stand right now shows my present self. That place is not where you think it exists. The place that you think of is not of this world. The place that you think of is above eternity. The place that you think of is above reality. Let us join them in on. You and me, me and you"
"- Who are you?
- I'm an excerpt. A fragment of you.
- Who are you?
- I am your guide, the password that will open the door.
- The door?
- Yes. From an unknown time, from the ends of time, at this place, the origin of all collected tales... you and I will open the door.
- I won't open it because I am myself.
- I am also myself. But you will understand once you knock on the door. Once you knock and open the door you will understand. You are me and I am you. It is only together that our true selves are realized. We are connected like notes and music, like the letters and writing. The place where you stand right now shows your present self. The place where I stand right now shows my present self. That place is not where you think it exists. The place that you think of is not of this world. The place that you think of is above eternity. The place that you think of is above reality. Let us join them in on. You and me, me and you"
You Were But A Ghost In My Arms
17-01-2009
Like snowfall, you cry a silent storm
Your tears paint rivers on this oaken wall. . .
Amber nectar, misery ichor
. . .cascading in streams of hallowed form
For each stain, a forsaken shadow
You are the lugubrious spirit
Etched in the oak of wonder
You are the sullen voice and silent storm
Each night I lay
Awakened by her shivering silent voice
From the shapes in the corridor walls.
It pierces the solitude like that of a distant scream
In the pitch-black forest of my delusion. . .
With each passing day, a deeper grave. . .
Why did you leave me to die?
Why did you abandon me?
Why did you walk away and leave me bitterly yearning?
Her haunting, contorted despair was etched into the wood's grain
Though fire rages within me, no fire burns fiercer than her desire
The shape whispers my name. . .
I damn this oak!
I damn her sorrow!
I damn these oaken corridors
That bear the ghosts of those I've thrown away!
Though tempted I am to caress her texture divine
And taste her pain sweet, sweet like brandy wine;
I must burn these halls, these corridors
And silence her shrill, tormenting voice
. . .forever. . .
Like snowfall, you cried a silent storm
No tears stain this dust in my hands
But from this ashen gray, her voice still
Whispers my name. . .
You were the lugubrious spirit
Who haunted the oak of wonder
You were the geist that warned this frozen silent storm
You were but a ghost in my arms
Agalloch
Like snowfall, you cry a silent storm
Your tears paint rivers on this oaken wall. . .
Amber nectar, misery ichor
. . .cascading in streams of hallowed form
For each stain, a forsaken shadow
You are the lugubrious spirit
Etched in the oak of wonder
You are the sullen voice and silent storm
Each night I lay
Awakened by her shivering silent voice
From the shapes in the corridor walls.
It pierces the solitude like that of a distant scream
In the pitch-black forest of my delusion. . .
With each passing day, a deeper grave. . .
Why did you leave me to die?
Why did you abandon me?
Why did you walk away and leave me bitterly yearning?
Her haunting, contorted despair was etched into the wood's grain
Though fire rages within me, no fire burns fiercer than her desire
The shape whispers my name. . .
I damn this oak!
I damn her sorrow!
I damn these oaken corridors
That bear the ghosts of those I've thrown away!
Though tempted I am to caress her texture divine
And taste her pain sweet, sweet like brandy wine;
I must burn these halls, these corridors
And silence her shrill, tormenting voice
. . .forever. . .
Like snowfall, you cried a silent storm
No tears stain this dust in my hands
But from this ashen gray, her voice still
Whispers my name. . .
You were the lugubrious spirit
Who haunted the oak of wonder
You were the geist that warned this frozen silent storm
You were but a ghost in my arms
Agalloch
Learning
16-01-2009
"For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them."
Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics - Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
"For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them."
Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics - Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
It's Tough To Be Good
15-01-2009
It's tough to do a good deed. Just look at your professional good deed doers. Your lone rangers, your superman, your Batman, your Spiderman, your Elasticman. They are all wearing disguises, masks over their faces. Secret identities. Don't want people to know who they are. It's too much aggravation. "Superman, thanks for saving my life, but did you have to come through my wall? I'm renting here, I've got a security deposit. What am I supposed to do?"
Seinfeld
It's tough to do a good deed. Just look at your professional good deed doers. Your lone rangers, your superman, your Batman, your Spiderman, your Elasticman. They are all wearing disguises, masks over their faces. Secret identities. Don't want people to know who they are. It's too much aggravation. "Superman, thanks for saving my life, but did you have to come through my wall? I'm renting here, I've got a security deposit. What am I supposed to do?"
Seinfeld
I Just Wanna Be God
14-01-2009
I'm in control
I got a bulletproof soul
And I'm full of self-esteem
I invented myself with no one's help
I'm a prototype supreme
I sit on my private throne
And run my lifestyle all alone
Me, myself and I agree
We don't need nobobdy else
I never learned to bow, bend or crawl
To any known authority
I really want to build my statue tall
That's all
I'm just trying to be God
I only wanna be God
I just wanna be God
Why can't I be God
I got no time to take advice
I want to gamble with my eternity
With loaded dice
I don't need a preacher in my face
When I'm the omnipresent
ruler of the human race
Ain't gonna
Spend my life being no one's fool
I was born to rock and I
was born to rule
But if I'm wrong on judgement day
I'm royally screwed with hell to pay
I never learned to bow, bend or crawl
To any known authority
I really want to build my statue tall
That's all
I'm just trying to be God
I only wanna be God
I just wanna be God
Why can't I be God
Alice Cooper
I'm in control
I got a bulletproof soul
And I'm full of self-esteem
I invented myself with no one's help
I'm a prototype supreme
I sit on my private throne
And run my lifestyle all alone
Me, myself and I agree
We don't need nobobdy else
I never learned to bow, bend or crawl
To any known authority
I really want to build my statue tall
That's all
I'm just trying to be God
I only wanna be God
I just wanna be God
Why can't I be God
I got no time to take advice
I want to gamble with my eternity
With loaded dice
I don't need a preacher in my face
When I'm the omnipresent
ruler of the human race
Ain't gonna
Spend my life being no one's fool
I was born to rock and I
was born to rule
But if I'm wrong on judgement day
I'm royally screwed with hell to pay
I never learned to bow, bend or crawl
To any known authority
I really want to build my statue tall
That's all
I'm just trying to be God
I only wanna be God
I just wanna be God
Why can't I be God
Alice Cooper
Knowledge
13-01-2009
"If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them."
Isaac Asimov - US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)
"If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them."
Isaac Asimov - US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)
Splash Splash
12-01-2009
"Splash, splash, it repeats. The wave repeats. Splash, rolling in and out, rolling out and in.Every cicle is the same. Every cycle is different. the time repeats, splash, splash. Inside of me and outside of me... Time flows the same. Splash, splash, it repeats. The heart repeats, splash, splash. From the yet unknown time, from the ends of time, heading towards the origin of all tales. But there are no words there. No books in which they are written. Nothing watching them out. Only their traces fading away. So, I shall gather them up. The fragments of words, the fragment of books. The fragment of places, the fragment of memories. Las of all, The fragments of time. I wonder whatis there? What is written on those who have shape? Will I be able to see it? Will I be able to hear it? Even so I will play. Even If the text has no meaning. Even If I cry after loosing a fragment. Even if that place is ruled nothingness. Nvertheless I will play. This place, the origin of tales. From the ends of time to the yet unknown time, I will play."
"Splash, splash, it repeats. The wave repeats. Splash, rolling in and out, rolling out and in.Every cicle is the same. Every cycle is different. the time repeats, splash, splash. Inside of me and outside of me... Time flows the same. Splash, splash, it repeats. The heart repeats, splash, splash. From the yet unknown time, from the ends of time, heading towards the origin of all tales. But there are no words there. No books in which they are written. Nothing watching them out. Only their traces fading away. So, I shall gather them up. The fragments of words, the fragment of books. The fragment of places, the fragment of memories. Las of all, The fragments of time. I wonder whatis there? What is written on those who have shape? Will I be able to see it? Will I be able to hear it? Even so I will play. Even If the text has no meaning. Even If I cry after loosing a fragment. Even if that place is ruled nothingness. Nvertheless I will play. This place, the origin of tales. From the ends of time to the yet unknown time, I will play."
Still Of The Night
11-01-2009
In the still of the night
I hear the wolf howl, honey
Sniffing around your door
In the still of the night
I feel my heart beating heavy
Telling me I gotta have more
In the shadow of night
I see the full moon rise
Telling me whats in store,
My heart start aching
My body start a shaking
And I cant take no more, no, no
Now I just wanna get close to you
An taste your love so sweet
And I just wanna make love to you
Feel your body heat...
In the still of the night...
In the still of the night...
Over here baby...
In the heat of the day
I hang my head down low
And hide my face from the sun
Through the light of the day
Until the evening time
Im waiting for the night to come
In the still of the night,
In the cool moonlight,
I feel heart is aching
In the still of the night...
Tell me here baby
In the still of the night
I hear the wolf howl, honey
Sniffing around your door...
In the still of the night
I feel my heart beating heavy
Telling me I gotta have more...
Now I just wanna get close to you
An taste your love so sweet
And I just wanna make love to you
Feel your body heat.
In the still of the night...
Still of the night,
Still of the night,
Still of the night...
Whitesnake
In the still of the night
I hear the wolf howl, honey
Sniffing around your door
In the still of the night
I feel my heart beating heavy
Telling me I gotta have more
In the shadow of night
I see the full moon rise
Telling me whats in store,
My heart start aching
My body start a shaking
And I cant take no more, no, no
Now I just wanna get close to you
An taste your love so sweet
And I just wanna make love to you
Feel your body heat...
In the still of the night...
In the still of the night...
Over here baby...
In the heat of the day
I hang my head down low
And hide my face from the sun
Through the light of the day
Until the evening time
Im waiting for the night to come
In the still of the night,
In the cool moonlight,
I feel heart is aching
In the still of the night...
Tell me here baby
In the still of the night
I hear the wolf howl, honey
Sniffing around your door...
In the still of the night
I feel my heart beating heavy
Telling me I gotta have more...
Now I just wanna get close to you
An taste your love so sweet
And I just wanna make love to you
Feel your body heat.
In the still of the night...
Still of the night,
Still of the night,
Still of the night...
Whitesnake
Bravery
10-01-2009
"I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies."
Aristotle, In Stobaeus, Florilegium - Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
"I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies."
Aristotle, In Stobaeus, Florilegium - Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
Sculpture Of Limitations
09-01-2009
[Kramer comes in.]
Kramer: Hey.
Jerry: Hey.
Kramer: Oh boy. Jerry let me ask you something, hi Elaine...
Elaine: Hey.
Kramer: This guy leaves this jacket at my mothers house two years ago. Now, she hasn't spoken to him since and now he says he wants the jacket back.
Jerry: So?
Kramer: Well, I'm not giving it back.
Jerry: Why not?
Kramer: Because I meat a lot of women in this jacket, you know they're attracted to it. Why do you think my mother went out with him?
[Kramer takes some nachos and spills some to Elaine's test.]
Kramer: Oh, gees...
Elaine: Yeah, ok...[takes the test and goes to another table.]
Kramer: Anyway, it's been two years. I mean isn't there like statue of limitations on that?
Jerry: Statute.
Kramer: What?
Jerry: Statute of limitations. It's not a statue.
Kramer: No, statue.
Jerry: Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations.
Kramer: Just wait a minute...Elaine, Elaine! Now you're smart, is it statue or statute of limitations?
Elaine: Statute.
Kramer: Oh, I really think you're wrong.
Seinfeld
[Kramer comes in.]
Kramer: Hey.
Jerry: Hey.
Kramer: Oh boy. Jerry let me ask you something, hi Elaine...
Elaine: Hey.
Kramer: This guy leaves this jacket at my mothers house two years ago. Now, she hasn't spoken to him since and now he says he wants the jacket back.
Jerry: So?
Kramer: Well, I'm not giving it back.
Jerry: Why not?
Kramer: Because I meat a lot of women in this jacket, you know they're attracted to it. Why do you think my mother went out with him?
[Kramer takes some nachos and spills some to Elaine's test.]
Kramer: Oh, gees...
Elaine: Yeah, ok...[takes the test and goes to another table.]
Kramer: Anyway, it's been two years. I mean isn't there like statue of limitations on that?
Jerry: Statute.
Kramer: What?
Jerry: Statute of limitations. It's not a statue.
Kramer: No, statue.
Jerry: Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations.
Kramer: Just wait a minute...Elaine, Elaine! Now you're smart, is it statue or statute of limitations?
Elaine: Statute.
Kramer: Oh, I really think you're wrong.
Seinfeld
Sitting At The Wheel
08-01-2009
I can hear the music playing
I can hear the word that you're saying
I can see the lovelife in your eyes
What's the use in looking for an answer
I might find out
It could be a disaster
Hold on to your own time
Don't let go
Don't let go
I'm sitting at the wheel
Watching the river roll roll on by
Sitting at the wheel
Don't let the river run dry
I can see your face on a piece of tomorrow
I'll hang my dream on a road I can follow
I gotta touch the warmth of your love
Not gonna take a chance a
Change of direction
Gonna keep on rolling till I find the connection
Hold on to your lifeline
Don't let
Don't let go
Sitting at the wheel
Watching the river roll roll on by
Sitting at the wheel
Don't let the river run dry
I'm sitting at
I'm sitting at the wheel
Like a voyeur standing at the edge of time
Looking for a reason
That's got no rhyme
Love took a corner
Shot off for a mile
Rock on --- rocker
I can hear the music playing
I can hear the word that you're saying
I can see the lovelife in your eyes
Ain't no use in looking for an answer
I might find out
It could be a disaster
Hold on to your own time
Don't let go
Don't let go
I'm sitting at the wheel
Watching the river rock and roll on by
Sitting at the wheel
I am just sitting
I'm just sitting at the wheel
I'm just sitting at the wheel
Watching the river roll by
Rock and roll by
Sitting at the wheel
I am just sitting
Sitting at the wheel
If you're sitting at the wheel
Watch the rocker roll by
The Moody Blues
I can hear the music playing
I can hear the word that you're saying
I can see the lovelife in your eyes
What's the use in looking for an answer
I might find out
It could be a disaster
Hold on to your own time
Don't let go
Don't let go
I'm sitting at the wheel
Watching the river roll roll on by
Sitting at the wheel
Don't let the river run dry
I can see your face on a piece of tomorrow
I'll hang my dream on a road I can follow
I gotta touch the warmth of your love
Not gonna take a chance a
Change of direction
Gonna keep on rolling till I find the connection
Hold on to your lifeline
Don't let
Don't let go
Sitting at the wheel
Watching the river roll roll on by
Sitting at the wheel
Don't let the river run dry
I'm sitting at
I'm sitting at the wheel
Like a voyeur standing at the edge of time
Looking for a reason
That's got no rhyme
Love took a corner
Shot off for a mile
Rock on --- rocker
I can hear the music playing
I can hear the word that you're saying
I can see the lovelife in your eyes
Ain't no use in looking for an answer
I might find out
It could be a disaster
Hold on to your own time
Don't let go
Don't let go
I'm sitting at the wheel
Watching the river rock and roll on by
Sitting at the wheel
I am just sitting
I'm just sitting at the wheel
I'm just sitting at the wheel
Watching the river roll by
Rock and roll by
Sitting at the wheel
I am just sitting
Sitting at the wheel
If you're sitting at the wheel
Watch the rocker roll by
The Moody Blues
Choices
07-01-2009
The Wise Man said to me:
"Choices, choices, choices... Choices to make will keep you awake",
The Wise Man said to me:
"Choices, choices, choices... Choices to make will keep you awake",
Approval Junkies
06-01-2009
Jake Green: There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin' rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.
Revolver
Jake Green: There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin' rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.
Revolver
Gentle Whisper
05-01-2009
Fields of flowers
Crops of sorrow
Spreading fresh air
To the ones of tomorrow
That gentle and innocent look
Expressing the sadness
Involving that young soul
Into the deepest madness
Little one, free your mind
Let the wind blow trough
your weak soul
You can continue crawling
Look behind that window
Whisper gently, whisper...
Little one, free your hope
Open your hand
So I can grab you
Keep on stretching your hand
So it could be possible to grab you
Morbid Death
Fields of flowers
Crops of sorrow
Spreading fresh air
To the ones of tomorrow
That gentle and innocent look
Expressing the sadness
Involving that young soul
Into the deepest madness
Little one, free your mind
Let the wind blow trough
your weak soul
You can continue crawling
Look behind that window
Whisper gently, whisper...
Little one, free your hope
Open your hand
So I can grab you
Keep on stretching your hand
So it could be possible to grab you
Morbid Death
Breathe
04-01-2009
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."
Isaac Asimov - US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."
Isaac Asimov - US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)
I.Q.
03-01-2009
George: She thinks I'm a nice guy. Women always think I'm nice, but women don't like nice.
Jerry: This is amazing, I haven't seen one guy going in to that restaurant since it opened. Poor guy.
George: Why is nice bad? What kind of sick society we are living in, when nice is bad?
Jerry: What's that smell? What are you wearing?
George: Little cologne.
Jerry: Manly.
George: Monica wants me to wear it.
Jerry: So why didn't you say no?
George: I'm too nice.
Jerry: Poor guy. His family is probably in Pakistan waiting him to send back money. This is horrible.
George: She wants me to take an IQ test.
Jerry: That's because you're stupid enough to wear the cologne.
George: No, she's taking this course in education for her masters. It's part of her research project, I have to be a guinea pig.
Jerry: I've never been a guinea pig. I've been a sheep, a tody.
George: You know, I can't talk to you anymore.
Jerry: All right, I'm sorry. Go ahead, you're taking the IQ test.
George: Yeah, and she's going to find I'm a moron. You know, people think I'm smart, but I'm not smart.
Jerry: Who thinks you're smart?
George: I'm not going to break a hundred in this thing.
Jerry: What thing?
George: You don't listen when people talk to you anymore!
Jerry: Oh, the IQ thing...yeah.
George: I'm sure I have a low IQ. I've been lying about my SAT scores for 15 years.
Jerry: What did you get?
George: What did I get or what do I say I got?
Jerry: What do you say?
George: I say fourteen o nine (1409).
Jerry: 1409, that's a good score.
George: You're telling me.
Jerry: What did you really get?
George: You are my friend.
Jerry: Of course.
George: I tell you everything, right?
Jerry: I hope so.
George: Well, this I take to the grave.
Seinfeld
George: She thinks I'm a nice guy. Women always think I'm nice, but women don't like nice.
Jerry: This is amazing, I haven't seen one guy going in to that restaurant since it opened. Poor guy.
George: Why is nice bad? What kind of sick society we are living in, when nice is bad?
Jerry: What's that smell? What are you wearing?
George: Little cologne.
Jerry: Manly.
George: Monica wants me to wear it.
Jerry: So why didn't you say no?
George: I'm too nice.
Jerry: Poor guy. His family is probably in Pakistan waiting him to send back money. This is horrible.
George: She wants me to take an IQ test.
Jerry: That's because you're stupid enough to wear the cologne.
George: No, she's taking this course in education for her masters. It's part of her research project, I have to be a guinea pig.
Jerry: I've never been a guinea pig. I've been a sheep, a tody.
George: You know, I can't talk to you anymore.
Jerry: All right, I'm sorry. Go ahead, you're taking the IQ test.
George: Yeah, and she's going to find I'm a moron. You know, people think I'm smart, but I'm not smart.
Jerry: Who thinks you're smart?
George: I'm not going to break a hundred in this thing.
Jerry: What thing?
George: You don't listen when people talk to you anymore!
Jerry: Oh, the IQ thing...yeah.
George: I'm sure I have a low IQ. I've been lying about my SAT scores for 15 years.
Jerry: What did you get?
George: What did I get or what do I say I got?
Jerry: What do you say?
George: I say fourteen o nine (1409).
Jerry: 1409, that's a good score.
George: You're telling me.
Jerry: What did you really get?
George: You are my friend.
Jerry: Of course.
George: I tell you everything, right?
Jerry: I hope so.
George: Well, this I take to the grave.
Seinfeld
Duas Amigas
02-01-2009
Eram duas amigas desfolhando a sorte
Acenando os dotes que a vida lhes deu
Eram duas compinchas a tagarelar
Dispunham de tempo e espaço
O limite era o céu.
Eram duas amigas
Eram unha com carne
Semeando os gestos ao deus dará
Eram protagonistas nos retratos
Entre um decote mais ousado
E um golo de chá
Veio o ciúme, veio a paixão
Veio o abismo onde cai a razão
Vieram dias escuros cada vez mais iguais
Cada uma mais perto de ter a verdade na mão
Eram duas amigas
Entretendo o tempo, tecendo muros de papel
Eram duas comadres desconversando
Perdidas no traço fino
Entre o fel e o mel
Eram duas amigas
Ecoando ao fundo
No centro do Mundo, onde eu morei
Eram dois segundos de concentração
Vestidos de cores que eu nunca mais descreverei
Veio o silêncio ensurdecedor
Ainda há contacto mas não há calor
Quando as mãos ficam rijas e a alma se esconde
E fica entrincheirada
Entre o ódio e o amor
Entre o ódio e o amor
Jorge Palma
Eram duas amigas desfolhando a sorte
Acenando os dotes que a vida lhes deu
Eram duas compinchas a tagarelar
Dispunham de tempo e espaço
O limite era o céu.
Eram duas amigas
Eram unha com carne
Semeando os gestos ao deus dará
Eram protagonistas nos retratos
Entre um decote mais ousado
E um golo de chá
Veio o ciúme, veio a paixão
Veio o abismo onde cai a razão
Vieram dias escuros cada vez mais iguais
Cada uma mais perto de ter a verdade na mão
Eram duas amigas
Entretendo o tempo, tecendo muros de papel
Eram duas comadres desconversando
Perdidas no traço fino
Entre o fel e o mel
Eram duas amigas
Ecoando ao fundo
No centro do Mundo, onde eu morei
Eram dois segundos de concentração
Vestidos de cores que eu nunca mais descreverei
Veio o silêncio ensurdecedor
Ainda há contacto mas não há calor
Quando as mãos ficam rijas e a alma se esconde
E fica entrincheirada
Entre o ódio e o amor
Entre o ódio e o amor
Jorge Palma
Friend
01-01-2009
"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies."
Aristotle, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers - Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies."
Aristotle, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers - Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
Another True Love Song
31-12-2008
I need this
I need love
I need you
I don't need one heartbeat
I need two
There's an emptiness I need to fill
And only one emptiness will do
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman
I like rain, I like ham
I like you
You're around, you're right here
So you'll do
I'm gonna tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn't true
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to do what you're doing right now
All I ask is that you're a woman
And on Saturdays when I've been partying hard
And it's 4 in the morning, and I'm on my fifth tab of E
that's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman
Right now
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can do it just the right way
Only a woman
Should be doing that right now
I just want you to be a woman
Please just be a woman
Or a man...
Team America
I need this
I need love
I need you
I don't need one heartbeat
I need two
There's an emptiness I need to fill
And only one emptiness will do
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman
I like rain, I like ham
I like you
You're around, you're right here
So you'll do
I'm gonna tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn't true
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to do what you're doing right now
All I ask is that you're a woman
And on Saturdays when I've been partying hard
And it's 4 in the morning, and I'm on my fifth tab of E
that's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman
Right now
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can do it just the right way
Only a woman
Should be doing that right now
I just want you to be a woman
Please just be a woman
Or a man...
Team America
Fat Old Sun
30-12-2008
When the fat old sun in the sky is falling
Summer evenin' birds are calling
Summer's thunder time of year
The sound of music in my ears
Distant bells, new mown grass
Smells so sweet
By the river holding hands
Roll me up and lay me down
And if you sit don't make a sound
Pick your feet up off the ground
And if you hear as the warm night falls
The silver sound from a time so strange
Sing to me, sing to me
When that fat old sun in the sky is falling
Summer evenin' birds are calling
Children's laughter in my ears
The last sunlight disappears
And if you sit don't make a sound
Pick your feet up off the ground
And if you hear as the warm night falls
The silver sound from a time so strange
Sing to me, sing to me
When that fat old sun in the sky is falling
Pink Floyd
When the fat old sun in the sky is falling
Summer evenin' birds are calling
Summer's thunder time of year
The sound of music in my ears
Distant bells, new mown grass
Smells so sweet
By the river holding hands
Roll me up and lay me down
And if you sit don't make a sound
Pick your feet up off the ground
And if you hear as the warm night falls
The silver sound from a time so strange
Sing to me, sing to me
When that fat old sun in the sky is falling
Summer evenin' birds are calling
Children's laughter in my ears
The last sunlight disappears
And if you sit don't make a sound
Pick your feet up off the ground
And if you hear as the warm night falls
The silver sound from a time so strange
Sing to me, sing to me
When that fat old sun in the sky is falling
Pink Floyd
The Doing
29-12-2008
"Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome."
Arthur Ashe
"Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome."
Arthur Ashe
Bermuda Triangle Of Retail
28-12-2008
There's always that one location, one store location that's constantly changing hands. Everybody has this in their neighborhood, it's a leather store, it's a yogurt shop, it's a pet supply. It's constantly changing and nobody can do business there. It's like some sort of Bermuda triangle of retail, you know? Stores open up and then they just disappear without a trace. Nobody knows what happened to 'em. I guess eventually when like aliens land in mother ship of close encounters, bottom will slowly open and all these store owners will come wondering out in a daze going 'I thought there would be more walk-in traffic didn't you?.'
Seinfeld
There's always that one location, one store location that's constantly changing hands. Everybody has this in their neighborhood, it's a leather store, it's a yogurt shop, it's a pet supply. It's constantly changing and nobody can do business there. It's like some sort of Bermuda triangle of retail, you know? Stores open up and then they just disappear without a trace. Nobody knows what happened to 'em. I guess eventually when like aliens land in mother ship of close encounters, bottom will slowly open and all these store owners will come wondering out in a daze going 'I thought there would be more walk-in traffic didn't you?.'
Seinfeld
Live Wire
27-12-2008
Plug me in
I'm alive tonight
Out on the streets again
Tune me on
I'm too hot to stop
Something you'll never forget
Take my fist
Break down walls
I'm on top tonight
No, no
You better turn me loose
You better set me free
Cause I'm hot, young, running free
A little bit better than I use to be
Cause I'm alive
Live Wire
Cause I'm alive
I'm a Live Wire
Cause I'm alive
Live Wire
Cause I'm alive
I'm a Live Wire
I'll either break her face
Or take down her legs
Get my ways at will
Go for the throat
Never let loose
Goin' in for the kill
Take my fist
Break down walls
I'm on top tonight
Come on baby
Gotta play with me
Well I'm your live wire
You better lock your doors
I'm on the prowl tonight
Well be mine tonight
Come on be may baby
Come on tonight
Come on be may baby
Come on tonight
I'll give you everything
You want inside
Plug me in, plug me in
I want you
Mötley Crüe
Plug me in
I'm alive tonight
Out on the streets again
Tune me on
I'm too hot to stop
Something you'll never forget
Take my fist
Break down walls
I'm on top tonight
No, no
You better turn me loose
You better set me free
Cause I'm hot, young, running free
A little bit better than I use to be
Cause I'm alive
Live Wire
Cause I'm alive
I'm a Live Wire
Cause I'm alive
Live Wire
Cause I'm alive
I'm a Live Wire
I'll either break her face
Or take down her legs
Get my ways at will
Go for the throat
Never let loose
Goin' in for the kill
Take my fist
Break down walls
I'm on top tonight
Come on baby
Gotta play with me
Well I'm your live wire
You better lock your doors
I'm on the prowl tonight
Well be mine tonight
Come on be may baby
Come on tonight
Come on be may baby
Come on tonight
I'll give you everything
You want inside
Plug me in, plug me in
I want you
Mötley Crüe
Liars
26-12-2008
"Liars when they speak the truth are not believed."
Aristotle, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
- Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
"Liars when they speak the truth are not believed."
Aristotle, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
- Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
True Love Song
25-12-2008
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point,
And that's an awful lot, girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say, is:
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better than Ben Affleck.
And now, all I can think about is your smile,
and that shitty movie, too!
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.
Team America
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point,
And that's an awful lot, girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say, is:
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better than Ben Affleck.
And now, all I can think about is your smile,
and that shitty movie, too!
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.
Team America
My Shadow Self
24-12-2008
What truth there is left,
what hope might still live
I think I can feel it,
I think I believe it
What love might have lived,
what heart might still beat
I think I can feel it,
I think I believe it
Gone is the darkness
that I once called my home
Or have I become it?
Am I still alone?
Gone is the fear.
or at least so it might seem
Is this the one of which I know
I cannot dream.
Mortal Love
What truth there is left,
what hope might still live
I think I can feel it,
I think I believe it
What love might have lived,
what heart might still beat
I think I can feel it,
I think I believe it
Gone is the darkness
that I once called my home
Or have I become it?
Am I still alone?
Gone is the fear.
or at least so it might seem
Is this the one of which I know
I cannot dream.
Mortal Love
Shopping Park
22-12-2008
"See, the problem with the mall garage is that everything looks the same. They try to differentiate it. They put up different colours, different numbers, different letters. What they need to do is name the levels like: "Your Mother's a Whore." You know what I mean? You would remember that. You'd go, "I know , I'm parked at 'My father's an abusive alcholic.' I know Where I parked."
Seinfeld
"See, the problem with the mall garage is that everything looks the same. They try to differentiate it. They put up different colours, different numbers, different letters. What they need to do is name the levels like: "Your Mother's a Whore." You know what I mean? You would remember that. You'd go, "I know , I'm parked at 'My father's an abusive alcholic.' I know Where I parked."
Seinfeld
One Way Ride
21-12-2008
Concentrate, you’re on the middle
Of this one way ride
In the centre lays the key
To get back after a while
If you can’t solve this riddle
I’m afraid you’ll have to stay
in this torturing nirvana
Of underestimated betrayal
See them point in your direction
See the indifference in their eyes
Just living in oblivion
Struggling with too many wires
So you’ve got to solve this riddle
Other wise you won’t get back
So if I were you
I would concentrate on the morbid one way track
Hooverphonic
Concentrate, you’re on the middle
Of this one way ride
In the centre lays the key
To get back after a while
If you can’t solve this riddle
I’m afraid you’ll have to stay
in this torturing nirvana
Of underestimated betrayal
See them point in your direction
See the indifference in their eyes
Just living in oblivion
Struggling with too many wires
So you’ve got to solve this riddle
Other wise you won’t get back
So if I were you
I would concentrate on the morbid one way track
Hooverphonic
You Can!
20-12-2008
"If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right."
Mary Kay Ash
"If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right."
Mary Kay Ash
Dicks And Pussies
19-12-2008
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Team America
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Team America
She Loves Me Not
18-12-2008
I'm here, alone, on the telephone line
I'm right where you want me to be
And I'll wait (here), to love (and) and never ask why
I'll be where you want me to be
And I know (and I know)
I've been here before, and I know your kind
You're right where I want you to be
Now I'll say what I think
I'll never be what you want me to be
Just to be who I am
What you want me to be
You'll be on your knees
Tell me, tell me, Tell me it's not true
Tell me it's not true
And now I'm here, alone, on the telephone line
I'm right where you want me to be
And I know (and I know)
I wait (here), to love (and)
And I never ask why
I'll be where you want me to be
Now I'll say what I think
I'll never be what you want me to be
Just to be who I am
What you want me to be
You'll be on your knees
Tell me, tell me, Tell me it's not true
Tell me it's not true
Why don't you tell me, tell me
Tell me, tell me
Tell me, tell me
Tell me it's not true
Faith No More
I'm here, alone, on the telephone line
I'm right where you want me to be
And I'll wait (here), to love (and) and never ask why
I'll be where you want me to be
And I know (and I know)
I've been here before, and I know your kind
You're right where I want you to be
Now I'll say what I think
I'll never be what you want me to be
Just to be who I am
What you want me to be
You'll be on your knees
Tell me, tell me, Tell me it's not true
Tell me it's not true
And now I'm here, alone, on the telephone line
I'm right where you want me to be
And I know (and I know)
I wait (here), to love (and)
And I never ask why
I'll be where you want me to be
Now I'll say what I think
I'll never be what you want me to be
Just to be who I am
What you want me to be
You'll be on your knees
Tell me, tell me, Tell me it's not true
Tell me it's not true
Why don't you tell me, tell me
Tell me, tell me
Tell me, tell me
Tell me it's not true
Faith No More
To Act
17-12-2008
"I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law."
Aristotle, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
"I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law."
Aristotle, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
Don't Show Me That
16-12-2008
(He stumbles again. Jerry spots a beautiful woman)
JERRY: (To George) What do you think, Georgie boy? (Points to the Woman)
GEORGE: (Sees the woman walk by) Did I need that pointed out for me? What is that going to do for me? How does that help me, to see her? I'm trying to live my life. Don't show me that.
Seinfeld
(He stumbles again. Jerry spots a beautiful woman)
JERRY: (To George) What do you think, Georgie boy? (Points to the Woman)
GEORGE: (Sees the woman walk by) Did I need that pointed out for me? What is that going to do for me? How does that help me, to see her? I'm trying to live my life. Don't show me that.
Seinfeld
One Last Goodbye
15-12-2008
How I needed you
How I grieve now you're gone
In my dreams I see you
I awake so alone
I know you didn't want to leave
Your heart yearned to stay
But the strength I always loved in you
Finally gave way
Somehow I knew you would leave me this way
Somehow I knew you could never, never stay
And in the early morning light
After a silent peaceful night
You took my heart away
And my being
In my dreams I can see you
I can tell you how I feel
In my dreams I can hold you
And it feels so real
I still feel the pain
I still feel your love
I still feel the pain
I still feel your love
And somehow I knew you could never, never stay
And somehow I knew you would leave me
And in the early morning light
After a silent peaceful night
You took my heart away
Oh I wish, I wish you could have stayed
Anathema
How I needed you
How I grieve now you're gone
In my dreams I see you
I awake so alone
I know you didn't want to leave
Your heart yearned to stay
But the strength I always loved in you
Finally gave way
Somehow I knew you would leave me this way
Somehow I knew you could never, never stay
And in the early morning light
After a silent peaceful night
You took my heart away
And my being
In my dreams I can see you
I can tell you how I feel
In my dreams I can hold you
And it feels so real
I still feel the pain
I still feel your love
I still feel the pain
I still feel your love
And somehow I knew you could never, never stay
And somehow I knew you would leave me
And in the early morning light
After a silent peaceful night
You took my heart away
Oh I wish, I wish you could have stayed
Anathema
The Power to Forget
14-12-2008
"Not the power to remember, but its very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition for our existence."
Sholem Asch - US (Polish-born) author in Yiddish (1880 - 1957)
"Not the power to remember, but its very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition for our existence."
Sholem Asch - US (Polish-born) author in Yiddish (1880 - 1957)
In Command
13-12-2008
Willard: Hey soldier, do you know whose in command here?
Soldier: Ain't you?
Apocalypse Now
Willard: Hey soldier, do you know whose in command here?
Soldier: Ain't you?
Apocalypse Now
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