Amish

02-09-2010

Parents like to drag kids to historical sights. I remember going to Colonial Williamsburg and you see the supposedly authentic blacksmith there. He's got the three-cornered hat, knickers and the Def Leppard Shirt. My parents took me to the Amish country, which to a kid, you know, to see a bunch of people that have no cars, no TV, no phone... they go, "So what? Neither do I." So, it's the whole community that's been grounded. And that's the way they should punish the kids."All right, get up to your room. That's it, I've had it. You are Amish, young man. For the rest of this weekend. Did you hear me? Amish! Don't come down till you make come noodles and raise a barn."

Seinfeld