Communism Didn't Work

21-08-2010

George: Mint?
Jerry: No thanks.
George: I've got to tell you, I'm really disappointed in Lupe.
Jerry: It's been three days already, forget about Lupe.
George: Do you think she gets to take any of those little bars of soap home?
Jerry: No, I don't.
George: You would think that at the end of the week when they hand out the checks, throw in a few soaps.
Jerry: Yeah, maybe they should throw in a couple of lamps too.
George: I'll tell you something, if I'd own a company, my employees would love me. They'd have huge pictures of me up on the walls and in their home, like Lenin.
Jerry: How much did you wound up tipping her?
George: Oh my God, I forgot!
Jerry: Well, communism didn't work.

Seinfeld