TV People

09-03-2008

The bad thing about television is that everybody you see on television is
doing something better than what you're doing. Did you ever see anybody on TV
like just sliding off the front of the sofa with potato chip crumbs on their
face? Some people have a little too much fun on television: the soda
commercial people - where do they summon this enthusiasm? Have you seen them?
"We have soda, we have soda, we have soda", jumping, laughing, flying through
the air - it's a can of soda. Have you ever been standing there and you're
watching TV and you're drinking the exact same product that they're advertising
right there on TV, and it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs,
jetskiing, girls in bikinis and I'm standing there - "Maybe I'm putting too much
ice in mine."

Seinfeld