You're So Good Lookin'

24-03-2010

George: I said 'God bless you'. Was that so wrong?
Jerry: The question is, did you allow a space for the husband to come in with his 'God bless you'? Because as the husband, he has the right to first refusal.

(George makes a confused look. The intercom buzzes, Jerry walks over and presses the button)

Elaine: It's me.
Jerry: Come on up.

(Jerry unlocks door, conversation moves into kitchen)

George: Yes, yes, I definitely waited. But let me say this: Once he passes on that option, that 'God bless you' is up for grabs.
Jerry: No argument. Unless, she's one of these multiple sneezers, and he's holding his 'God bless you' in abeyance, until she completes the series.
George: Well I don't think she is a multiple sneezer, because she sneezed again later, and it was also a single.
Jerry: What if she's having an off night?

(Elaine walks in, Jerry goes to sit down on sofa)

Elaine: Hi!
Jerry. Hi.

(Elaine takes her coat off and walks into kitchen)

Elaine: Well! If it isn't mister gesuntheit!

(George walks out of kitchen)

George: Oh ya, like there's something wrong with saying 'God bless you'. I was raised to say 'God bless you'.

(Jerry sneezes)

George: Ah, shut up.
Elaine: What does it mean anyway? 'God bless you'. It's a stupid 'stuperstition'.

(Elaine sits on sofa, George sits on arm of sofa)

Jerry: A stupid what?

(Elaine looks at Jerry)

Elaine: Whatever.
Jerry: You know, if you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say 'God bless you', you should say, 'You're soo good lookin''.

Seinfeld