Friday, February 11, 2011

The Helmet

29-11-2010

There are many things that I think you can point to as proof that the humans are not smart but my personal favorite would have to be that we had to invent the helmet. What happened was we were involved in a lot of activities that were cracking our heads. We chose not to avoid these activities, but instead to come up with some sort of device to help us continue enjoying our head-cracking lifestyles: The helmet. Even that didn't work, as not enough people were wearing them, so we had to come up with the helmet law, which is even stupider. The idea behind the helmet law is to preserve a brain whose judgment is so poor that it does not even try to stop the cracking of the head it's in.

Seinfeld

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