Traffic School

17-12-2010

Many states now have traffic school when you have an infraction. I went to traffic school. I didn't mind it. I kinda felt bad for the instructor. This guy goes to traffic school every day, no matter how he drives. What is his incentive to not speed? He's going to traffic school, anyway. Why not get a race car, do 200 miles an hour down the street? Cop stops you, "Where you going?" "Traffic school." "Go ahead.And you better hurry. You really need it".
Maybe the punishment should be, instead of traffic school or traffic court, just... traffic. They sentence you to 100 hours of traffic.. They assign like five people to drive all around you at five miles an hour wherever you go. You're on your way to Vegas. There isn't a car in sight... "Come on! Move it!"

Seinfeld