Fire

08-04-2011

Something very scary and exciting about fire. People always run to see a fire. They're very proud if they have a fireplace. I think that's what smoking is really all about. That's the power of smoking. It's just this thing: I got fire here in my hand. Smoke and fire is literally coming right out of my mouth." And it's very intimidating to the nonsmoker because it's like talking to someone that's going "My head could open up. Lava could explode out, pour right down my face. Doesn't bother me a bit." And a cigar is even worse. I mean, a cigar is like: "you think this end is bad. Look at this wet, disgusting chewed up gum, huh?" How scary is that?

Seinfeld