Ginsu Knife

29-05-2010

" I bought the Ginsu knife. I did buy the Ginsu knife. I know, you can't believe it, but I did, I swear. I saw it. It was late, I'm watching and it started making sense to me. I'm thinking:

"Yeah, cut through the shoe, cut through the can, yeah. Yeah, I want that."

So I called up the number on the screen, you know and I said, "I'd like to order the Ginsu knife."
And the lady went "Really?
I mean, even the Ginsu people have given up. It's really so sad, you know. I guess, to be honest, if you ned a knife that can cut through a shoe perhaps you're not buying the highest grade of meat available. Maybe you ought to think about not getting the "hoof cut" once in a time.

Seinfeld